| 564 | __Myst__, pragma- | <__Myst__> I don't see it doing much more than “,commandname” <pragma-> You don't see a whole lot of things, son. |
2016/04/19 Tue 16:38:02 |
marchelzo!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo |
| 801 | _Drip | <_Drip> I only go to D though |
2017/07/06 Thu 17:07:43 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 484 | _user | <_user> im behaving a retard ? :( <_user> i dont think so <_user> why u think that ? |
2015/05/04 Mon 10:09:27 |
Chris!~chris@spy/chris |
| 398 | aberrant | <aberrant> what you gotta realize is that #c is just full of folks on the wrong end of the asperger’s spectrum :) Then it’s ok, ‘cause it makes you realize that fighting back is like making fun of tards :) |
2014/06/23 Mon 15:53:14 |
fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 1030 | adminseodwn | <adminseodwn> However nowadays the compilers are really smart and have good protection built in. so security issues are a thing of past in C |
2018/01/24 Wed 10:13:57 |
jp!ayy@youlosethega.me |
| 390 | adnap | <adnap> KICKED by Zhivago!~lys@unaffiliated/zhivago (When you inflict your stupidity on others in the form of broken advice, it becomes necessary to deal with it.) |
2014/06/13 Fri 05:13:16 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 439 | adnap | <adnap> I already use a label, which is like an inline functon |
2014/10/15 Wed 02:02:41 |
CaZe!~caze@unaffiliated/caze |
| 203 | aeronotix | <aeronotix> "If you sneeze near an array, it turns into pointer." |
2013/01/31 Thu 11:36:38 |
pragma- |
| 739 | allisio | <allisio> I before E except when you suck. |
2017/03/11 Sat 12:46:42 |
phy1729!~phy1729@zsh/wizard/phy1729 |
| 729 | allisio, Richard_Cavell | <allisio> Richard_Cavell: C++ isn't a program. <allisio> C++ is a shovel. <Richard_Cavell> allisio: Is it digging C's grave? |
2017/03/05 Sun 08:44:18 |
marchelzo!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo |
| 829 | alyptik, pragma- | <alyptik> notice it gets larger <pragma-> that's what he said |
2017/08/21 Mon 00:01:28 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 557 | anonnumberanon | <anonnumberanon> As long as it doesn't figure out my real name is Corben Dallas, I'll be fine here. |
2016/02/25 Thu 22:47:09 |
fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 558 | anonnumberanon | <anonnumberanon> Do we use strcmp() when comparing integers or is there soming specifically for integers? I have not found such function in the standard library... |
2016/02/28 Sun 11:44:52 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 616 | anonrate | <anonrate> But if I ask I will be sent to the Google or pragma- will start shitting a brick. |
2016/10/01 Sat 19:09:13 |
X-Scale!~ARM@2001:0:53aa:64c:0:fbf7:b176:3a49 |
| 1238 | aozt | <aozt> voices: when you are using this IDE, you are forced to get one of your hands off the keyboard, pick the mouse, move the mouse etc. this breaks the symmetrical positioning of your body (when both hands lay on the keyboard) and can lead to the spine deformation, then to inflammation of intervertebral discs and vertebral endplates, then to incurable spinal cancer and death |
2019/05/03 Fri 13:17:40 |
iamgarp!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 162 | applebloom | <applebloom> <pragma-> applebloom: I think your problem isn't your eyes but the fact that you seem to prefer to remain in a state of perplexed stupidity while exclaiming confused startled profanties |
2012/04/27 Fri 21:41:19 |
pragma- |
| 560 | Arch-TK | <Arch-TK> always assume that nobody outside of America will ever use it. It makes your software more portable. |
2016/03/09 Wed 13:13:17 |
nchambers!nchambers@carmelirc.duckdns.org |
| 561 | Arch-TK | <Arch-TK> "There's a bug!" "no there's not" "but there is" "no there's not" "man, just fix this bug" "it was fixed two versions ago" "but you said there was no bug" "no I didn't" |
2016/03/14 Mon 06:10:53 |
nchambers!nchambers@carmelirc.duckdns.org |
| 530 | Arch-TK | <Arch-TK> edk: is it more exciting? Is it actually running them on random computers which are part of a botnet? <Arch-TK> or is it using some kind of container nonsense? |
2015/09/20 Sun 12:17:56 |
o11c!~ben@unaffiliated/o11c |
| 547 | Arch-TK, brendel, w41_ | <Arch-TK> brendel: May I ask why you need to know? <brendel> Arch-TK: you may <Arch-TK> Ok <Arch-TK> Why do you need to know? <brendel> No reason <w41_> rekt |
2015/12/07 Mon 12:49:47 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 545 | Arch-TK, pragma- | <Arch-TK> ShrewdSpirit: please tell "he" that he should stop using terms such as "stack" and "heap" <pragma-> what if "he's" describing women? |
2015/12/07 Mon 12:43:46 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 546 | Arch-TK, pragma- | <Arch-TK> I guess so, objects with automatic storage duration begin existence when they are declared and end their existence when you leave their scope. <pragma-> just like girlfriends |
2015/12/07 Mon 12:44:30 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 400 | ari-_-e, Zhivago | <ari-_-e> Zhivago: why don't you say people's nicks? <Zhivago> ari: I filter out the excessively stupid parts as a public service. |
2014/06/25 Wed 21:59:17 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 1093 | arora | * arora facepalms and laughs hysterically only to fall off the chair xD |
2018/03/13 Tue 11:17:18 |
k!~krok@unaffiliated/krok |
| 463 | arquebus | <arquebus> delta-nry: Im guessing, but I think that since the scanf function can take multiple EOF delimited values that are recieved as pointers, the scanf function I would guess automatically counts the number of pointer variables |
2015/01/05 Mon 20:30:29 |
CaZe!~caze@unaffiliated/caze |
| 464 | arquebus | <arquebus> EOF is basically the enter key simbol as read by the I/O stream |
2015/01/05 Mon 20:34:05 |
CaZe!~caze@unaffiliated/caze |
| 873 | ASKJ | <ASKJ> Let's now talk about gay pork |
2017/09/07 Thu 22:31:01 |
alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me |
| 586 | atk | <atk> I can tell you from personal experience that hot dogs don't quite taste the same as dick. |
2016/07/10 Sun 09:01:24 |
prgm-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 654 | atk | <atk> y sometimes gets (when used on its own) pronounced as: igrek |
2017/01/14 Sat 14:37:05 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 655 | atk | <atk> chrisf: but christ on a bike, I am wondering how long I can survive working on that god awful codebase |
2017/01/15 Sun 15:19:23 |
caze!~caze@unaffiliated/caze |
| 658 | atk | <atk> sacho: she's still in #tendra so I think that's the best place to get shouted at by kate right now. |
2017/01/18 Wed 10:45:50 |
phox!~phox@c-73-225-0-79.hsd1.wa.comcast.net |
| 919 | atk | <atk> karthyk: 2 px |
2017/11/04 Sat 09:02:24 |
karthy!~karthy@27.63.20.69 |
| 990 | atk | <atk> for example, redhat pays lennart poettering to write really shitty software for linux |
2018/01/07 Sun 13:12:23 |
Wulf!~Wulf@unaffiliated/wulf |
| 1084 | atk | <atk> string literals are stored in a parallel reality |
2018/03/09 Fri 14:22:16 |
jp!ayy@youlosethega.me |
| 1124 | atk | <atk> hvsr: like not to have to know how openssl works to use it too, but with openssl you have to piss with the dick you have. |
2018/04/06 Fri 11:20:34 |
korans!~korans@83.137.252.187 |
| 1145 | atk | <atk> camel case automatically makes your code less secure, it has been proven scientifically |
2018/04/22 Sun 14:46:45 |
jp!ayy@youlosethega.me |
| 1218 | atk | <atk> I make code sausages |
2018/07/09 Mon 15:01:55 |
k!~krok@unaffiliated/krok |
| 653 | atk | <atk> if it's a specific value you care about <atk> you must be new to winapi |
2017/01/13 Fri 15:31:48 |
phox!~phox@c-73-225-0-79.hsd1.wa.comcast.net |
| 752 | atk, pragma- | <atk> I think I can set the watermark at 2 entries, then have my interrupt routine fill the FIFO from a ring buffer <atk> and that's all fine and dandy if the RB is getting fed a constant stream of data <atk> the problem comes when the RB is out of data and you want to stop transmitting <pragma-> atk: stop pretending to be a movie hacker. |
2017/03/26 Sun 07:29:02 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 1173 | azarus | <azarus> ah, i'm stupid |
2018/05/31 Thu 05:42:26 |
meth!~meth@unaffiliated/meth |
| 375 | BadCodSmell | <BadCodSmell> Portability is not built into C, that's why your standard exists. |
2014/05/04 Sun 13:28:29 |
nitrix!~nib@unaffiliated/nitrix |
| 744 | bananabas, petererer, mandeep | <bananabas> what do you guys make of rust so far? <petererer> I played it for a while but it got a bit boring eventually. <mandeep> petererer: i think they mean the language |
2017/03/13 Mon 12:00:50 |
mzo!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo |
| 136 | bardamu | <bardamu> I don't care what you say.. You don't know me... I have a lot people who love me especially women |
2011/11/16 Wed 11:50:57 |
pragma_ |
| 451 | barfod, pragma- | <barfod> yet have been called stupid and idiot countless times. my IQ is above 140 <pragma-> "Like us on Facebook for an extra 10 IQ points!" |
2014/12/01 Mon 00:56:42 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 96 | bdbdbd | <bdbdbd> IT PRINTS FUCKING NOTHING |
2010/11/01 Mon 02:15:51 |
n00p |
| 219 | beaky | <beaky> one can only hope my code never ends up running a live system with lives at stake |
2013/05/16 Thu 09:29:54 |
pragma- |
| 261 | beaky, edk | <beaky> highlights? <edk> it's where you colour a bit of your hair differently from your other hair because your parents didn't love you |
2013/10/11 Fri 09:37:10 |
edk!edk@unaffiliated/edk |
| 321 | beaky, pragma- | <beaky> hello <pragma-> beaky: no. |
2014/01/25 Sat 05:35:00 |
rob``!~rob@gtng-4db0579c.pool.mediaWays.net |
| 505 | beardedmouse | <beardedmouse> three inches not enough these days? |
2015/07/22 Wed 18:50:37 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 389 | bennabiy | <bennabiy> object-oriented programming -> "Should we implement feature A..." "I object!" "Great, add it!" |
2014/06/02 Mon 12:04:27 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 765 | Blue796 | <Blue796> mzo: idk i haven't really thought about it lol |
2017/04/21 Fri 10:13:52 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 77 | boris`` | <boris``> is candide secretly recording us or are those manually added? |
2010/08/17 Tue 09:35:19 |
pragma_ |
| 333 | boru | <boru> To paraphrase Gene Spafford; "IRC is like a herd of performing elephants. Massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it." |
2014/03/01 Sat 23:49:58 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 348 | boru | <boru> I have a box of rpis. I may use them for target practice. |
2014/03/18 Tue 08:32:54 |
fisted!~fisted@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 351 | boru | <boru> It contains pheromones to attract prey^Wpotential mates. |
2014/03/21 Fri 04:48:01 |
nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix |
| 412 | boru | <boru> As in it took KDE 40 seconds to respond? <boru> It probably had to install another 40 dependencies to support mouse clicks. |
2014/07/08 Tue 06:04:52 |
fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 301 | boru, frog_sha0 | <boru> murple; yeah, there's more to shooting bytes out onto the wire than meets the eye. <frog_sha0> boru: Not if you're using fibre optics. |
2013/11/19 Tue 20:15:46 |
edk!edk@unaffiliated/edk |
| 246 | brachiation | <brachiation> well, i want to use for loops, so i think c99 is best for me. |
2013/09/19 Thu 00:59:05 |
CaZe |
| 715 | Bschool | <Bschool> pragma-: thanks for understand my error and generally being a helpful person |
2017/02/24 Fri 20:19:19 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 71 | btfx | <btfx> Wow... I JUST figured out how this IDE handles compiler options... I can finally see all the warnings... |
2010/05/16 Sun 21:27:08 |
pragma_ |
| 623 | c437 | <c437> writing c is like trying to twist open a door knob with your anus |
2016/10/26 Wed 15:49:43 |
latch!latch@nat/intel/x-nmqtmwjztfomvtza |
| 198 | cam | <cam> I thought that as long as one pointer was open it wouldn't allow a free() to remove the object from memory. |
2013/01/21 Mon 20:03:39 |
CaZe |
| 722 | camthesaxman | <camthesaxman> There are also non-printable characters like the newline character. |
2017/02/27 Mon 10:51:23 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 378 | candide | <candide> Zhivago: a butterfly |
2014/05/08 Thu 18:44:50 |
fisted!~fisted@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 347 | cantoma | <cantoma> kate`, since I am an engineer I tend to use a lot of tape and wd 40 |
2014/03/18 Tue 07:09:40 |
fisted!~fisted@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 104 | CaZe | <CaZe> eboyjr: 15:05:38 <eboyjr> I'm making a javascript implementation of c, so I hope no one minds that sizeof(char) == 2 |
2010/11/27 Sat 13:42:24 |
CaZe |
| 121 | CaZe | <CaZe> This porridge is too hot. This porridge it too cold. Boo hoo. |
2011/03/18 Fri 23:50:27 |
n00p |
| 149 | CaZe | <CaZe> I'm just describing the symptoms of the misalignment. |
2012/03/04 Sun 00:57:03 |
sha0 |
| 152 | CaZe | <CaZe> I take it that's not a VPS. |
2012/03/13 Tue 01:05:50 |
CaZe |
| 153 | CaZe | <CaZe> Both of your packages. |
2012/03/13 Tue 01:05:10 |
CaZe |
| 192 | CaZe | <CaZe> If the moon were made of cheese, what kind of pizza could you make with it? |
2012/09/27 Thu 03:06:45 |
pragma- |
| 205 | CaZe | <CaZe> Too much error and warning data, stopped processing. |
2013/02/03 Sun 19:06:59 |
CaZe |
| 207 | CaZe | <CaZe> lemonade`: We're not in the context of real life. We're in the context of talking about C. |
2013/02/06 Wed 08:08:10 |
lemonade` |
| 243 | CaZe | <CaZe> Wow, those indians and pakistanis are pretty limber. |
2013/09/02 Mon 20:34:48 |
pragma- |
| 315 | CaZe | <CaZe> *(x + y) is syntactic exercise for x[y]. |
2014/01/03 Fri 13:20:55 |
fisted!~fisted@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 342 | CaZe | <CaZe> Sorry I was watching electric eel videos. |
2014/03/11 Tue 01:18:48 |
rob``!~rob@gtng-4db0491e.pool.mediaWays.net |
| 436 | CaZe | <CaZe> How can you write a tool that can have the correct understanding of code, if you yourself are unable to have the correct understanding? |
2014/10/06 Mon 22:21:48 |
fluter!~fluter@fedora/fluter |
| 554 | CaZe | <CaZe> fluter: China has free market. |
2016/01/19 Tue 17:05:26 |
fluter!~fluter@fedora/fluter |
| 577 | CaZe | <CaZe> fluter: Appearances don't matter. |
2016/06/12 Sun 20:27:38 |
fluter!~fluter@fedora/fluter |
| 605 | CaZe | <CaZe> In fact, most of the work is done by the programmer writing his code, with the help of the compiler complaining when the programmer messes it up. |
2016/08/12 Fri 01:35:41 |
fluter!~fluter@fedora/fluter |
| 634 | CaZe | <CaZe> Yeah, really weird. Why are you expecting 28? |
2016/12/18 Sun 06:02:29 |
CaZe!~caze@2607:f2f8:a678::2 |
| 637 | CaZe | <CaZe> Rub it between your fingers. |
2016/12/21 Wed 13:24:14 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 640 | CaZe | <CaZe> atk: 2) The butter needs to go on the endosperm. |
2016/12/27 Tue 13:09:19 |
atk!Arch-TK@fsf/member/Arch-TK |
| 651 | CaZe | <CaZe> I need a rape drive. |
2017/01/11 Wed 11:23:44 |
dho!~dho@veep.9vx.org |
| 429 | CaZe | <CaZe> So I got a Prius a few weeks ago. <CaZe> And I was driving pretty aggressively, with "ECO mode" disabled. |
2014/09/03 Wed 21:47:16 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 303 | CaZe, edk, Subsentient, Zhivago | <CaZe> Maybe you don't know C. <edk> CaZe: well, he has that in common with most people in the channel... <Subsentient> edk: I revile being told that every time I come in with a question. I never asked how to use a pointer or how to use bit fields, or how to dereference a 2d array without subscripts. I know C. <Zhivago> C doesn't have 2d arrays. |
2013/11/28 Thu 03:17:28 |
edk!edk@unaffiliated/edk |
| 477 | CaZe, StrawMachie | <CaZe> StrawMachie: An person can never be a language. <StrawMachie> A person* |
2015/03/25 Wed 10:00:13 |
fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 798 | celyr | <celyr> Someone brain damaged say something and it becomes a meme |
2017/06/22 Thu 08:07:06 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 1029 | celyr | <celyr> whatever. |
2018/01/24 Wed 01:36:04 |
e!e@enucs/spy.edk |
| 652 | chiken | <chiken> qwename, i did get it right :). it worked. |
2017/01/12 Thu 21:25:52 |
qwename!~qwename@d154-20-114-183.bchsia.telus.net |
| 85 | Chris | <Chris> One does not simply pass a into mordor(). |
2010/10/18 Mon 22:11:23 |
n00p |
| 106 | Chris | <Chris> It's like trying to measure the mass of a proton with your bathroom scales. |
2010/12/09 Thu 22:17:48 |
pragma_ |
| 148 | Chris | <Chris> ninor: I suspect it's some kind of mental retardation. |
2012/02/29 Wed 20:18:32 |
sha0 |
| 159 | Chris | <Chris> Leave my typos alone. |
2012/04/22 Sun 12:15:26 |
sha0 |
| 168 | Chris | <Chris> Oh, semantics pedantry. |
2012/06/14 Thu 21:03:23 |
CaZe |
| 170 | Chris | <Chris> Normally loving C is a symptom of not knowing other languages. |
2012/07/12 Thu 07:22:01 |
pragma- |
| 186 | Chris | <Chris> compare it to what, a hot summer's day? |
2012/08/10 Fri 00:36:49 |
pragma- |
| 191 | Chris | <Chris> sha0coder: it's like taking bumper stickers off a car to reduce weight. |
2012/09/14 Fri 09:25:46 |
pragma- |
| 319 | Chris | <Chris> * is the defenestrating operator. If you use it wrongly you will be thrown out the window. |
2014/01/19 Sun 21:29:19 |
nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix |
| 381 | Chris | <Chris> It's explained clearly in the standard. It is difficult to summarize in one or two lines on IRC. See 6.10.2 |
2014/05/13 Tue 22:51:39 |
EntropyArchive!~Thunderbi@cpe-071-071-210-252.carolina.res.rr.com |
| 382 | Chris | <Chris> C Aphorism 666: fluter will spam the channel with crap. |
2014/05/14 Wed 21:59:33 |
jack_rabbit!~jack_rabb@c-98-253-57-51.hsd1.il.comcast.net |
| 392 | Chris | <Chris> fluter: it might have something to do with your nick consisting of 83.3% flute. |
2014/06/13 Fri 20:16:13 |
fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 407 | Chris | <Chris> People quote the silliest things. |
2014/07/06 Sun 17:22:53 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 414 | Chris | <Chris> I'm firmly of the belief that happiness is an ephemeral state of chemical imbalance that will be sorted out sooner or later. |
2014/07/10 Thu 07:10:14 |
boru!~boru@unaffiliated/boru |
| 449 | Chris | <Chris> utf8 dicks are superior |
2014/11/28 Fri 01:52:40 |
boru!~boru@unaffiliated/boru |
| 499 | Chris | <Chris> Convincing someone to leave ##c is probably the nicest thing one can do here, in general. |
2015/07/16 Thu 19:25:33 |
edk!~edk@spy/edk0 |
| 501 | Chris | <Chris> lens is running at about 5000 millifluters |
2015/07/16 Thu 19:51:59 |
ftsd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 507 | Chris | <Chris> <Chris> 4! is 24 <pragma-> I don't have that many fingers to prove you wrong. <pragma-> ,qalc 4! <candide> pragma-: 4! = 24 |
2015/07/23 Thu 17:17:32 |
Chris!~chris@spy/chris |
| 741 | Chris | <Chris> I'm neither a pedant nor a peasant. |
2017/03/13 Mon 05:02:49 |
naptime!~naptime@47-32-211-227.dhcp.ftwo.tx.charter.com |
| 861 | Chris | <Chris> There are only about 200 or so ways to have undefined behavior in C. Just memorize them all and avoid them. |
2017/09/03 Sun 05:47:51 |
mthowe-!uid249081@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid249081 |
| 1092 | Chris | <Chris> C is pretty much obsolete. I am only here because I enjoy discussing the language. Kind of analagous to enthusiasts of latin. |
2018/03/12 Mon 21:56:47 |
k!~krok@unaffiliated/krok |
| 372 | Chris | <Chris> just write some AI in candide to detect retards <Chris> you'll have to whitelist ops like nitrix |
2014/04/30 Wed 17:52:52 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 297 | Chris, IHunger | * Chris attempts to further poison his brain with C++ <IHunger> Don't do it, man! It's not worth it! <Chris> I'm doing my part to determine the LD50 of C++ <IHunger> Ahh, well there'll be something useful out of it then. <IHunger> Thanks for taking one for the team ;) |
2013/11/12 Tue 20:17:42 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 742 | Chris, naptime | <Chris> naptime: Feel free to continue assuming people don't mean what they say. <naptime> Chris: You don't mean that! |
2017/03/13 Mon 05:10:52 |
naptime!~naptime@47-32-211-227.dhcp.ftwo.tx.charter.com |
| 621 | coconuts_ | <coconuts_> C is not object ooriented |
2016/10/12 Wed 14:17:56 |
masoudd!~masoudd@5.114.238.184 |
| 457 | ColdKeyboard | <ColdKeyboard> So it doesn't matter if I do 100 - 40 or 40 - 100, the result will be 60 in both cases? |
2014/12/20 Sat 13:48:30 |
CaZe!~caze@unaffiliated/caze |
| 202 | comex | <comex> c arrays are weird(tm) |
2013/01/31 Thu 11:22:16 |
AeroNotix |
| 591 | Cou | <Cou> is it normal that I find myself using partners very often for manipulating strings, but rarely for anything else? <Cou> *pointers <Cou> weird freudian slip there |
2016/07/27 Wed 08:26:16 |
marchelzo!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo |
| 222 | cousteau | <cousteau> I can't believe I'm not yet in the qdb with all the pile of brainfarts I say all day |
2013/06/04 Tue 09:33:00 |
pragma- |
| 309 | cousteau | <cousteau> I expected it to be way larger |
2013/12/17 Tue 11:09:42 |
nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix |
| 355 | cousteau | <cousteau> "Cause I will walk 50 duodecillion Planck lengths and I will walk 50 duodecillion more just to be the man who walk 100 duodecillion Planck lengths to fall down in your door" |
2014/03/31 Mon 01:16:56 |
rob``!~rob@rmartinjak.de |
| 461 | cousteau | <cousteau> (this joke was so lame it could encode MP3) |
2014/12/26 Fri 09:48:11 |
fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 490 | cousteau | <cousteau> this is by far the most stupid quote I've grabbed |
2015/05/26 Tue 06:24:34 |
fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 491 | cousteau | <cousteau> ,cc char *ans = "The answer to life universe and everything"; printf("%zu", strlen(ans)); <candide> cousteau: 42 |
2015/05/26 Tue 06:27:51 |
cousteau!~cousteau@138.100.74.81 |
| 529 | cousteau | <cousteau> "you may [not-cast-it]", not "you don't may cast it" |
2015/09/16 Wed 07:27:43 |
CaZe!~caze@unaffiliated/caze |
| 975 | cousteau | <cousteau> bug-free code is boring |
2017/12/29 Fri 11:04:06 |
k!~krok@unaffiliated/krok |
| 1221 | cousteau | <cousteau> Learath2, well, () is similar to [], isn't it? <cousteau> both do some sort of subscripting, except the () |
2018/07/16 Mon 10:44:36 |
e!e@enucs/spy.edk |
| 481 | cousteau, pragma- | <cousteau> except you don't eat the humans you kill afterwards <cousteau> not if nuclear warfare is used at least <pragma-> it's just precooked <cousteau> great, now I'm hungry |
2015/04/29 Wed 18:16:33 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 753 | cousteau, pnbeast | <cousteau> if you were a salesman that had to choose the order to travel to 29 cities you'd have to count like 3 times longer than that number <pnbeast> If I were a salesman I'd travel to the first city and get too drunk to care about 2 through 29. Screw time complexity. |
2017/04/01 Sat 12:02:51 |
cousteau!~cousteau@unaffiliated/cousteau |
| 86 | cristi8 | <cristi8> kotique: why are you interested in my genitals? |
2010/10/19 Tue 06:56:01 |
specing |
| 298 | Cyp_, halogenandtoast | <Cyp_> halogenandtoast: Your stack seems a bit small (only room for one int). <Cyp_> Multiply it by 640k, that should be enough for anyone. <halogenandtoast> That was it thanks Cyp_ |
2013/11/14 Thu 13:34:55 |
edk!edk@unaffiliated/edk |
| 1203 | dadabidet | <dadabidet> Im curious about the mistakes unskilled programmer do |
2018/06/21 Thu 02:02:49 |
k!~krok@unaffiliated/krok |
| 65 | daleee | <daleee> Yo dawg, I herd yo and yo dawg like yo yos so we put yo dawg in a yo yo so yo can yo yo yo dawg while yo dawgs yo yos, dawg. |
2010/03/28 Sun 16:06:24 |
pragma_ |
| 128 | dandaman | <dandaman> I learned C, i forgot it when I figured out C++ was way better |
2011/04/21 Thu 21:18:14 |
pragma_ |
| 129 | dandaman | <dandaman> out of all the programming channel on freenode, you guys are the douchiest |
2011/04/21 Thu 21:21:37 |
pragma_ |
| 939 | dansan, pragma-, k | <dansan> Like when you have to escape your regex or your regex spits out another regex <pragma-> your regex spits out another regex if you dont escape it? <k> that's not supposed to happen. <pragma-> practice safe regex, people! |
2017/11/19 Sun 22:21:01 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 102 | darko3d | <darko3d> is there anyway i can destroy a variable so if put it in a loop it gets declared each time? |
2010/11/13 Sat 09:19:55 |
pragma_ |
| 928 | dave0, e | <dave0> PointlessMan: oh i misread "defined" as "undefined", that's all you ever hear in here :-) <e> to be fair people who have well-defined behaviour tend not to need our help |
2017/11/10 Fri 18:51:48 |
naptime!~naptime@47.38.171.48 |
| 421 | dawik | <dawik> PoopFactory.emitPoop() |
2014/07/26 Sat 05:00:11 |
fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 416 | dbtid, ManDay | <dbtid> ManDay: what is G_PI? <ManDay> 3.41 something |
2014/07/11 Fri 08:32:54 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 635 | DeadSquirrel01 | <DeadSquirrel01> I'M A GENIOUS!!!! |
2016/12/18 Sun 11:02:45 |
marchelzo!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo |
| 949 | demiurge, Chris | <demiurge> i think the whole morality thing of what you program self-driving cars to do in accidents is kind of a tough one <Chris> It's quite easy really <Chris> Face recognise all the potential victims, and order them by descending order of facebook likes |
2017/11/27 Mon 21:50:39 |
jp!ayy@youlosethega.me |
| 806 | derpicus | <derpicus> how can python be a language? it's just a C program |
2017/07/21 Fri 14:17:48 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 724 | dfdfd | <dfdfd> hey all <dfdfd> quick facebook question |
2017/03/02 Thu 13:44:23 |
marchelzo!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo |
| 879 | dho | <dho> jesus christ alyptik, mouth is not going to grab the right thing. |
2017/09/27 Wed 11:12:15 |
doppel!~chatzilla@ip70-170-42-83.lv.lv.cox.net |
| 1024 | dho | <dho> leoni: gcc is a compiler; it doesn't have manpages. |
2018/01/23 Tue 12:36:29 |
atk!Arch-TK@ircpuzzles/staff/Arch-TK |
| 703 | dho, phox | <dho> and implements uint32_t <phox> dho: which is required by C99 <dho> no. <phox> yes. <dho> no. |
2017/02/09 Thu 12:12:06 |
marchelzo!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo |
| 731 | dho, pragma-, fstd, atk | <dho> objects have size, keywords are not objects <pragma-> aren't functions objects? <pragma-> aren't return() and sizeof() functions? <fstd> checkmate <atk> atheists |
2017/03/07 Tue 11:32:21 |
marchelzo!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo |
| 430 | diffract| | <diffract|> 0 is int, '0' is char. this is basic C stuff <diffract|> even i who suck at programming know this |
2014/09/07 Sun 11:27:17 |
fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 960 | dionysus69 | <dionysus69> wow, I am planning to learn lots of things in life, not just c |
2017/12/08 Fri 01:14:14 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 441 | discophoros | <discophoros> I love how much time you've spent on this chat bot in 10 years. |
2014/10/27 Mon 03:45:06 |
Maxdamantus!~Maxdamant@unaffiliated/maxdamantus |
| 727 | dispel | <dispel> The ops on this channel are a bit overblown, taking it way too seriously |
2017/03/04 Sat 00:30:15 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 160 | dizzylizzy | <dizzylizzy> could not possibly be clearer |
2012/04/25 Wed 17:08:47 |
sha0 |
| 913 | dndn1011 | <dndn1011> Yep I think it's technically undefined behaviour, although it would probably be fine in practice |
2017/10/30 Mon 17:17:20 |
kg!~krok@unaffiliated/krok/x-1434802 |
| 468 | doppel | <doppel> i'm the master 'nator. |
2015/01/16 Fri 16:00:39 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 469 | doppel | <doppel> well, you should probably erase that quote now. |
2015/01/16 Fri 16:04:34 |
dozn!~dozn@dozn.net |
| 475 | doppel | <doppel> xmalloc isn't standard anyway, so i'd just wrap malloc in some kind of code |
2015/03/17 Tue 11:50:17 |
fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 588 | doppel | <doppel> your proboscis pluckers are pleasingly pleated with the pods of a pine precariously perched on a precipice that may plummet pretty painfully onto politicians. |
2016/07/16 Sat 18:49:48 |
f-!~fluter@fedora/fluter |
| 641 | doppel | <doppel> the standard itself condenses trigraphs into their replacement characters in translation phase 1 because of how stupid they are |
2016/12/30 Fri 15:42:03 |
danielcamiel!~danielcam@unaffiliated/danielcamiel |
| 874 | doppel | <doppel> at least the toast wasn't *in* my ass, which would have made the experience unpleasant all around. |
2017/09/10 Sun 18:09:48 |
alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me |
| 900 | doppel | <doppel> take pride in your work, unless it's homework, in which case just satisfy the requirements. |
2017/10/24 Tue 16:14:42 |
kg!~krok@unaffiliated/krok/x-1434802 |
| 901 | doppel | * doppel goes to look for a huge picture of a wang. |
2017/10/24 Tue 19:35:49 |
alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me |
| 935 | doppel | <doppel> functional programming is living in perpetual fear of state. |
2017/11/14 Tue 17:17:24 |
dho!~dho@veep.9vx.org |
| 595 | doppel | <doppel> i can't get all these cropsies in farm heroes saga :-( <doppel> nor all these soda bottles in candy crush soda saga :-( |
2016/07/29 Fri 19:32:12 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 393 | dorp | <dorp> I thought people came here for the drama, now I see today's show is actually a comedy |
2014/06/14 Sat 14:43:38 |
nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix |
| 596 | dorp | <dorp> Kaka: It's implementation-defined whether C is C. |
2016/07/31 Sun 09:56:02 |
nchambers!dtscode@freenode/weird-exception/bartender/nchambers |
| 607 | dorp | <dorp> What's your definition of people? |
2016/08/30 Tue 08:31:03 |
latch!~latch@unaffiliated/latch |
| 726 | dorp | <dorp> La09x09: K&R2 covers C89, it has a lengthy errata, it contains 'old style' things, and it's very much short which I find to be less informative. 'A Modern Approach' covers both C89 and C99, it's lengthy, and I find it to be much more informative. |
2017/03/03 Fri 02:35:40 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 923 | dorp | <dorp> reslus: You should follow a C learning resource, such as a book |
2017/11/06 Mon 15:54:00 |
e!e@freenode/staff/spy.edk |
| 1176 | dorp | <dorp> suspicious_fart: Channels such as ##c-offtopic exist for a reason. ##c is more about C, less about this or that tendency to "fart" |
2018/06/05 Tue 05:10:18 |
jp!ayy@youlosethega.me |
| 113 | dotblank | <dotblank> wow I feel like a moron |
2011/02/05 Sat 14:47:00 |
carcat |
| 440 | dozn | <dozn> Ehh, worth the risk of boiling my veg as long as the meat isn't affected, in order to see some tricorns. |
2014/10/20 Mon 22:29:47 |
jack_rabbit!~jack_rabb@c-50-148-112-117.hsd1.il.comcast.net |
| 341 | dozn, someHuman, rob`` | <dozn> someHuman, then learn C# <someHuman> What's the difference? <rob``> one semitone |
2014/03/10 Mon 23:55:42 |
dozn!~dozn@24-207-52-240.eastlink.ca |
| 88 | dragonuv | <dragonuv> is it possible to free memory of a program that closed? |
2010/10/22 Fri 15:16:18 |
pragma_ |
| 625 | dreannor | <dreannor> Strlen is very cerebral ad mentally,how do is when or find |
2016/11/11 Fri 17:58:34 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 157 | duclare | <duclare> use brain never |
2012/04/01 Sun 07:46:03 |
sha0 |
| 338 | Duzz, Chris | <Duzz> What is the term for determining instruction rates from benchmark programs? <Chris> divining |
2014/03/04 Tue 03:43:09 |
dozn!~dozn@24-207-52-240.eastlink.ca |
| 615 | e | <e> oh for fucking shitwanking arsebrained hellcock's sake |
2016/09/30 Fri 08:58:06 |
fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 601 | e, mzo | <e> you should always put your murder victims' corpses in plastic bags in order to avoid detection <mzo> i can totally see e committing murder <e> who would i murder <e> other than zed shaw |
2016/08/03 Wed 05:07:33 |
mzo!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo |
| 193 | eboy | <eboy> When I'm on a bumpy trip I have to enclose my mouth around it to make sure it doesn't spill |
2012/10/30 Tue 23:55:35 |
pragma- |
| 216 | edk | <edk> now maybe you'd like to point to the last time I said "stack" in here |
2013/03/14 Thu 04:20:39 |
sha0 |
| 250 | edk | <edk> Mine got in first on my end! |
2013/10/01 Tue 15:22:26 |
pragma- |
| 251 | edk | <edk> sha0: That's terrible. It's unknown whether you may pass into a mordor(); you may not pass into a mordor(void). |
2013/10/03 Thu 20:47:13 |
pragma- |
| 271 | edk | <edk> phox: your big smashy thing is pure evil, but i like it |
2013/10/18 Fri 15:42:43 |
nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix |
| 272 | edk | <edk> sha0: you're a bad person |
2013/10/19 Sat 10:30:27 |
sha0!~sha0@CPE000d936ea638-CM0014045a7c44.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
| 300 | edk | <edk> If you're being absolutely clear, you could seek employment as a lens. |
2013/11/19 Tue 20:13:59 |
frog_sha0!~Shao@CPE000d936ea638-CM0014045a7c44.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
| 337 | edk | <edk> sometimes this channel makes me want to mash my brains into a cheese grater |
2014/03/03 Mon 15:32:47 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 385 | edk | <edk> doxygen is useful if you want your documentation and code to both be available in two or more difficult-to-read formats |
2014/05/17 Sat 11:32:39 |
kate`!~kate@unaffiliated/kate/x-0000001 |
| 388 | edk | <edk> there are two people in this channel who use zhivago's sayings, and only one of them does so without the application of wit or understanding |
2014/05/23 Fri 10:38:23 |
fisted!~fisted@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 409 | edk | <edk> Boohbah: any piece of software that's been used by more than about 4 people will have attract at least one person who thinks it's the worst thing ever to have happened to humanity |
2014/07/07 Mon 09:26:03 |
fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 455 | edk | <edk> i'm pretty sure you haven't taken enough statistics classes (p > 0.05) |
2014/12/11 Thu 05:54:56 |
fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 458 | edk | <edk> fstd: "Try It And See" may work in other channels, but not in ##C due to the nature of ##C users. Such coding-by-experimentation often leads to situations such as "But you didn't call *him* a retard!". |
2014/12/21 Sun 14:32:57 |
fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 476 | edk | <edk> the sizeof something with an unknown-sized array at the end ought to be unknown, but then it'd be impossible to malloc them. so it's known, at the expense of always being wrong |
2015/03/17 Tue 13:43:17 |
GeneralAltoids!~GeneralAl@cpe-104-229-217-32.twcny.res.rr.com |
| 528 | edk | <edk> you could reduce the chance of bugs by not programming |
2015/09/14 Mon 17:42:37 |
o11c!~ben@unaffiliated/o11c |
| 294 | edk, boru | <edk> a facebutt sounds rather technically challenging <boru> Unless it involves two consenting adults. |
2013/11/10 Sun 15:44:00 |
sha0!~sha0@CPE000d936ea638-CM0014045a7c44.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
| 299 | edk, Chris | <edk> Or a metric ass-ton? <Chris> metric would be arse-tonne |
2013/11/19 Tue 20:00:01 |
edk!edk@unaffiliated/edk |
| 556 | edk, pestle | <edk> lahwran: how big is your C thing? <pestle> edk, that's a bit personal, isn't it? |
2016/02/17 Wed 11:42:09 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 340 | edk, zid` | <edk> you could always read the fucking man page <zid`> don't google for man abs btw <zid`> you get a lot of half naked men |
2014/03/10 Mon 10:43:26 |
rob``!~rob@gtng-4db0408b.pool.mediaWays.net |
| 746 | Elronnd | <Elronnd> this is why I love d |
2017/03/13 Mon 14:56:21 |
krok_!~krok@static-50-53-171-198.bvtn.or.frontiernet.net |
| 583 | emg | <emg> nope, C is nice and simple :-) |
2016/06/24 Fri 11:41:24 |
marchelzo!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo |
| 199 | engla | * engla hangs out "Poppa == No shoppa" sign |
2013/01/23 Wed 16:25:47 |
engla |
| 223 | engla | <engla> pragma-: I'm not a clever man |
2013/06/11 Tue 22:05:23 |
pragma- |
| 610 | enjoi | <enjoi> god I can't type this morning please send power of jesus to my fingers. |
2016/09/07 Wed 05:16:56 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 190 | euthy | <euthy> Zhivago: I've had much benefit of talking to imaginary people before, but usually only to gain new ideas. I don't think I've deliberately used it to gain confidence in some idea I'm having doubts about. At least not where someone other than me is the proponent of it. |
2012/09/08 Sat 07:00:41 |
pragma- |
| 195 | euthy | <euthy> orbitz: What does "is" mean, to you? |
2013/01/06 Sun 07:23:12 |
mrout |
| 536 | fibonacci_ | <fibonacci_> wtf is this shit, I don't like it, it's supposed to open a new window or something, why isn't it a separate program? I also decided to type printf to see if it'd make the font red, and it didn't. No I need a separate app, |
2015/10/10 Sat 20:19:00 |
marchelzo!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo |
| 258 | fisted | <fisted> does visual studio even have Clippy? |
2013/10/06 Sun 13:42:50 |
nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix |
| 218 | fizzie | <fizzie> ,cc #define FOO__(count,v) do { int foo_##count = v; printf("foo_%s = %d\n", #count, foo_##count); } while (0) \n #define FOO_(count,v) FOO__(count,v) \n #define FOO(v) FOO_(__COUNTER__,v) \n FOO(42); FOO(64); |
2013/04/19 Fri 11:12:45 |
pragma- |
| 725 | fizzie | <fizzie> Even if it's intended to involve UB, they'd have to provide a little more context, because two different compilers gave different answers to that. |
2017/03/02 Thu 14:01:20 |
dminuoso!~dminuoso@unaffiliated/dminuoso |
| 940 | fizzie | <fizzie> Best * rationale: it's used with pointers, because a star is pointy. |
2017/11/20 Mon 10:40:33 |
jp!ayy@youlosethega.me |
| 981 | fizzie | <fizzie> When someone else volunteers you for something, you got "voluntold". |
2017/12/31 Sun 10:43:38 |
e!e@enucs/spy.edk |
| 417 | fluter | <fluter> fstd, just demonstrated his unability of read, |
2014/07/11 Fri 19:31:42 |
fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 465 | fluter | <fluter> Gravity makes human cannot fly. |
2015/01/05 Mon 23:17:30 |
CaZe!~caze@unaffiliated/caze |
| 471 | fluter | <fluter> Zhivago: Yes, I'm idiot. :( |
2015/02/13 Fri 00:56:03 |
boru!~boru@unaffiliated/boru |
| 509 | fluter | <fluter> CaZe: No, I like gay. |
2015/07/31 Fri 19:04:33 |
CaZe!~caze@unaffiliated/caze |
| 510 | fluter | <fluter> CaZe: No, I like straight people the same as gay. |
2015/07/31 Fri 19:05:30 |
fluter!~fluter@fedora/fluter |
| 512 | fluter | <fluter> CaZe: Borrow me your hand. |
2015/07/31 Fri 20:54:12 |
CaZe!~caze@unaffiliated/caze |
| 531 | fluter | <fluter> CaZe is a sexy boy. |
2015/09/22 Tue 21:07:36 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 532 | fluter | <fluter> aerth: it does not ends. |
2015/09/28 Mon 18:51:44 |
fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 537 | fluter | <fluter> Did he drive urine of himself? |
2015/10/12 Mon 00:17:32 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 538 | fluter | <fluter> only in India cows flow by river. |
2015/10/12 Mon 00:18:59 |
sm0ke!~sm0ke@unaffiliated/sm0ke |
| 542 | fluter | <fluter> Zhivago: Why cannot there be a final solution of Islam problem? |
2015/10/26 Mon 22:27:27 |
CaZe!~caze@unaffiliated/caze |
| 549 | fluter | <fluter> But it was Trump to bang all muslims from entering the state side. |
2015/12/17 Thu 23:24:12 |
CaZe!~caze@unaffiliated/caze |
| 552 | fluter | <fluter> CaZe: Family is family, like is like. |
2016/01/18 Mon 22:05:03 |
CaZe!~caze@unaffiliated/caze |
| 553 | fluter | <fluter> CaZe: Turkey is the country shot down Russia's fight jet, it's also the chicken to eat. |
2016/01/19 Tue 16:53:11 |
CaZe!~caze@unaffiliated/caze |
| 576 | fluter | <fluter> Zhivago: Because they cannot run on bare mental? |
2016/06/12 Sun 20:27:11 |
CaZe!~caze@unaffiliated/caze |
| 584 | fluter | <fluter> fluter is not an adjective nor a word |
2016/06/27 Mon 06:48:46 |
e!edk@freenode/voted-remain/edk |
| 592 | fluter | <fluter> CaZe: Because you will never forgotten. |
2016/07/28 Thu 00:12:07 |
CaZe!~caze@unaffiliated/caze |
| 612 | fluter | <fluter> Caze: Did you run more cycling? |
2016/09/09 Fri 02:43:20 |
caze!~caze@unaffiliated/caze |
| 682 | fluter | <fluter> caze is pissed off because he didn't get red bags |
2017/01/28 Sat 16:48:50 |
caze!~caze@unaffiliated/caze |
| 566 | fluter, pragma- | <fluter> Hey , I found something fun. <pragma-> fluter: put it back in your pants |
2016/04/22 Fri 18:09:05 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 668 | FMan | <FMan> if I go to the fridge and there is no cream for my coffee, my behavior will be undefined |
2017/01/23 Mon 13:57:07 |
masoudd!~masoudd@5.113.53.16 |
| 795 | FManTropyx | <FManTropyx> well, thanks for all the input: I shall proceed to promptly ignore it all |
2017/06/20 Tue 03:36:53 |
alyptik!ayyy@unaffiliated/alyptik |
| 797 | FManTropyx | <FManTropyx> my code is almost perfect |
2017/06/21 Wed 14:08:55 |
alyptik!ayyy@unaffiliated/alyptik |
| 920 | FManTropyx | <FManTropyx> something weird is going on: I think C could be broken |
2017/11/04 Sat 13:00:49 |
jp!ayy@youlosethega.me |
| 380 | Fractals, Zhivago | <Fractals> situps are indeed fairly pointless <Zhivago> You should try shutups instead. |
2014/05/13 Tue 00:54:07 |
edk!znc@unaffiliated/edk |
| 543 | fredc | <fredc> kate: I am not really into pointers right now |
2015/11/26 Thu 09:19:48 |
kate!~kate@elide.org |
| 544 | fredc, pragma-, w41 | <fredc> a string is a no of characters <pragma-> opposed to a yes of integers? <w41> A maybe of doubles. |
2015/11/26 Thu 09:22:50 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 286 | frog_sha0, Chris | <frog_sha0> The following is a joke: If you #define ever (;;) then you can do: for ever { ... } <Chris> it's a joke because it's horrible, not because it doesn't work. <Chris> (because obviously forever has no space) |
2013/10/29 Tue 16:58:16 |
frog_sha0!~Shao@CPE000d936ea638-CM0014045a7c44.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
| 317 | frog_sha0, Chris, Zhivago | <frog_sha0> But I don't think JS nurtures hard-coreness, in a programmer. <Chris> what is hard-coreness? <Zhivago> Chris: It's like being an apple. |
2014/01/08 Wed 19:24:30 |
frog_sha0!~Shao@CPE000d936ea638-CM0014045a7c44.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
| 282 | frog_sha0, pragma-, Zhivago | * frog_sha0 watches a hypothesis about Marilyn Monroe being killed by an enema. <pragma-> sounds like a crappy way to go <Zhivago> Maybe Gandhi got to her. |
2013/10/26 Sat 20:00:09 |
frog_sha0!~Shao@CPE000d936ea638-CM0014045a7c44.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
| 526 | fstd | <fstd> pragma with a - is fluter. |
2015/09/11 Fri 21:23:05 |
o11c!~ben@unaffiliated/o11c |
| 572 | fstd | <fstd> bash-scripting sysadmins are fucking amateur casuals |
2016/05/29 Sun 19:17:22 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 649 | fstd | <fstd> linux torvalds is my hero |
2017/01/10 Tue 13:05:20 |
dho!~dho@veep.9vx.org |
| 666 | fstd | <fstd> i just want quote 666. |
2017/01/20 Fri 13:38:17 |
fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 866 | fstd | <fstd> report doesn't rhyme with -port either, you fkn moron |
2017/09/04 Mon 13:55:27 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 445 | fstd | <fstd> nitrix: http://i.imgur.com/X17puIB.gif <fstd> (``user from a programmer's point of view'') |
2014/11/16 Sun 10:01:24 |
nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix |
| 402 | fstd, pragma- | <fstd> but we're in the International Realtime Chat here -- our actions don't necessarily reflect how we'd behave in the real world <pragma-> fstd: I think you're confused about what the I and R in IRC stand for. <pragma-> I'm pretty sure it has something to do with idiots and retards. |
2014/07/02 Wed 12:11:23 |
fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 867 | fstd_ | <fstd_> pragma- is a good hitler |
2017/09/04 Mon 14:36:03 |
alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me |
| 534 | Gaddafi | <Gaddafi> KICKED by ChanServ!ChanServ@services. (Banned: sorry, only whores allowed) |
2015/10/04 Sun 12:03:03 |
marchelzo!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo |
| 539 | gbobby, fizzie | <gbobby> a cool Java feature that I wish were in C11 is breaking out of multiple loops by putting a label on the loop <fizzie> You could argue that the C syntax is safer, because you see where the jump is going to, rather than having to match the {} of a six-page while loop. |
2015/10/12 Mon 05:47:53 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 143 | georgej | <georgej> pragma_: Does candide save its quotes somewhere? |
2012/01/30 Mon 14:06:50 |
CaZe |
| 173 | georgej | * georgej grabs candide's arse. |
2012/08/01 Wed 02:51:17 |
pragma- |
| 895 | glacial | <glacial> pragma-: there is no other operating system but GNU, and Windows is one of its kernels |
2017/10/17 Tue 19:07:37 |
alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me |
| 345 | glenfe | <glenfe> All valuable. The the most helpful, though, is that one female in this channel, fisted, has already helpfully suggested that Eloise is a name that other girls would bully. |
2014/03/17 Mon 18:07:34 |
fisted!~fisted@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 41 | gnech | <gnech> are there any good tutorials on how to code webpages using C |
2009/12/13 Sun 20:58:41 |
spv |
| 194 | goldstar | <goldstar> yeboot: theoretically speaking, shouldnt it throw an exception or something ? Since printf is looking for a signed value from a variable that is declared unsigned? |
2013/01/06 Sun 06:27:00 |
CaZe |
| 185 | GoogleGuy | <GoogleGuy> Wow, I almost feel an awkward tingling sensation that this didn't segfault. |
2012/08/05 Sun 04:48:34 |
pragma- |
| 423 | gregor2 | <gregor2> Who's birthday is on 16.10? <gregor2> whose?? <gregor2> not who ones? |
2014/08/21 Thu 12:21:58 |
fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 150 | guidj0s | <guidj0s> If I had to guess, I'd say the latter is the most stupid. |
2012/03/04 Sun 16:46:59 |
sha0 |
| 230 | guidj0s | <guidj0s> Goplat: "Stack allocation" is a ridiculous, vague and imprecise term. |
2013/07/14 Sun 13:04:34 |
beaky |
| 915 | halfwit | <halfwit> TIL my ass is turing complete. |
2017/10/31 Tue 13:50:58 |
jp!ayy@youlosethega.me |
| 140 | haqe17 | <haqe17> now that my code compiles, I can see the segfaults :) im so happy |
2011/12/24 Sat 19:20:38 |
pragma_ |
| 760 | hellpumpkin | <hellpumpkin> I have a question about pointers. I'm coding a sum up of arrays elements, but when I play my code it randomly gives me the right answer, sometimes it gives me the right answer and sometime it just give me a random answer |
2017/04/15 Sat 14:42:27 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 420 | henriqueleng, PoppaVic | <henriqueleng> nitrix: How i print file? <PoppaVic> press the "print" key |
2014/07/17 Thu 20:07:43 |
nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix |
| 72 | hevauq | <hevauq> hi all, I am trying to create an array/set of identifier(integers mostly) using some bitwise operation. I want to use this array of numbers to compare against a given value to find out if it is among one of the values in array. For now I was converting it into string and doing a strcmp. Is there any better/elegant way of doing such thing? |
2010/05/20 Thu 00:32:50 |
pragma_ |
| 622 | hippybear | <hippybear> I know fish tastes fishy because I ate a fish. You dont have to chug semen to know that is what it tastes like when someone tells you that is bull semen |
2016/10/15 Sat 10:26:39 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 242 | hiptobecubic | <hiptobecubic> "We put pins between the keys to encourage attention to detail" |
2013/09/02 Mon 16:31:22 |
nitrix |
| 781 | hmmmm | <hmmmm> I know HTML and XML <hmmmm> in fact all my friends call me the HTML wizard <hmmmm> so it should be pretty ez to learn C, right?? |
2017/05/27 Sat 13:01:03 |
kg!~krok_@unaffiliated/krok/x-1434802 |
| 761 | hoenir | <hoenir> I know make isn't a scripting language, it's just bash with some aditional plugins |
2017/04/17 Mon 14:56:45 |
fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 587 | hyouri | <hyouri> Even if LCTHW teaches the wrong thing, I feel like it explains easier and in a more friendly way |
2016/07/11 Mon 13:53:02 |
prgm-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 259 | i-love-boobies | <i-love-boobies> I don't like periods either. |
2013/10/08 Tue 18:53:29 |
nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix |
| 575 | idontevenknow, pnbeast | <idontevenknow> I have a question about c, is someone here to answer? <pnbeast> idontevenknow, this is IRC. Just ask your question. <idontevenknow> maybe you can help me thought, its a very simple question. Is doing Int i = &(*r) is the same as doing Int i = r? <idontevenknow> this IRC is more dead than my grandma's vagina |
2016/06/04 Sat 10:47:55 |
marchelzo!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo |
| 837 | iptie | <iptie> I believe you are progma. |
2017/08/25 Fri 20:10:17 |
dho!~dho@veep.9vx.org |
| 273 | isidore, frog_sha0 | <isidore> just one thing <frog_sha0> Who are you, Columbo? |
2013/10/20 Sun 08:27:05 |
edk!edk@unaffiliated/edk |
| 1069 | itsMontoya | <itsMontoya> I feel like I walked into some weird alternate reality where C programmers are in the corner sniffing glue |
2018/02/23 Fri 11:40:07 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 643 | izabera | <izabera> sathylias: basically your computer didn't go to school and smaller data structures are always faster |
2017/01/05 Thu 20:44:58 |
o11c!~ben@unaffiliated/o11c |
| 776 | izabera | <izabera> get a book, learn to code, come back |
2017/05/13 Sat 14:53:51 |
krok_!~krok@static-50-53-171-198.bvtn.or.frontiernet.net |
| 112 | j-invariant | <j-invariant> what's the best program that tries to tell whether a c program terminates or loops? |
2011/01/25 Tue 18:40:49 |
pragma_ |
| 100 | jafet | <jafet> I've always read DBMS as BDSM |
2010/11/11 Thu 08:09:12 |
Math |
| 99 | jaik | <jaik> Hello all together, I'm a bit confused about the usage of Pointers. I've a pointer char *p = "foo" and a pointer *q. Using the statement q = p makes q pointing on "foo". The C programming language sais "For example, if iq is another pointer to int, iq = ip copies the contents of ip into iq, thus making iq point to whatever ip pointed to." - but when the value *p points to changes to "bar", *q also points to "bar" and not to foo anymore. Isn't that in con |
2010/11/07 Sun 05:08:11 |
Crum |
| 267 | jalcine, pragma- | <jalcine> I actually know a chick who codes that symlink'd `man` to `woman` <pragma-> more proof that women are insane. |
2013/10/18 Fri 05:54:01 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 101 | jaytea | <jaytea> you could also try smoking its pages. that's the quickest way to absorb its information |
2010/11/11 Thu 11:18:16 |
pragma_ |
| 257 | jennie, pragma- | <jennie> hi <pragma-> oh no. |
2013/10/05 Sat 03:55:42 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 1217 | jlf | <jlf> hmm, "code gardeners" sounds so much more pleasant than the reality i'm living |
2018/07/09 Mon 14:59:46 |
dho!~dho@veep.9vx.org |
| 139 | jmcg | <jmcg> I mean, as a compiler, I'd punch you in the face. |
2011/12/16 Fri 14:29:35 |
pragma_ |
| 1051 | jp | <jp> i _think_ (not 100% sure) that a huge allocation that spans pages may not physically be contiguous (but will act as if it is) |
2018/02/10 Sat 10:57:49 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 1107 | jp | <jp> "Some Honeywell-Bull mainframes use the bit pattern 06000 for (internal) null pointers." |
2018/03/21 Wed 11:31:32 |
VLetrmx!~VLetrmx@unaffiliated/vletrmx |
| 1142 | jp | <jp> rest in porkchop |
2018/04/20 Fri 15:51:41 |
atoy!~dork@125.73-245-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be |
| 1219 | k | <k> this is highly irregular. |
2018/07/09 Mon 18:11:01 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 567 | kamog, pragma- | <kamog> marchelzo: no, I mean, I want to allocate a piece of memory and stick its pointer into everywhere and do whatever (writing included) I need with it in different places. <pragma-> kamog: pieces of memory are not like teenage boys |
2016/04/24 Sun 14:09:58 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 907 | karthyk | <karthyk> why am i not able to find the source code of sizeof() |
2017/10/28 Sat 22:15:50 |
jp!ayy@youlosethega.me |
| 914 | karthyk, FMan1988 | <karthyk> IT reminds me of that horror movie <FMan1988> Sex in the City? |
2017/10/31 Tue 09:28:51 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 1044 | karthyk | <karthyk> int* a <-- pointer of size int and int *a <-- int holding a pointer <karthyk> guys it gets more awkward with multiple * like int* *p; |
2018/01/31 Wed 00:37:36 |
jp!ayy@youlosethega.me |
| 350 | katana-, kate` | <katana-> kate havent you heard about this new twitter thing <katana-> its popular with the cool folk <kate`> sorry i don't listen to rap music |
2014/03/20 Thu 12:52:24 |
rob``!~rob@gtng-4d08ac90.pool.mediaWays.net |
| 944 | kate | <kate> imnotfat: jesus christ stop repeating yourself. it's fucking annoying |
2017/11/23 Thu 10:02:43 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 1211 | kate | <kate> aren't we all worse than useless, in some sense |
2018/06/28 Thu 04:26:20 |
othias!504e056b@gateway/web/freenode/ip.80.78.5.107 |
| 479 | kate | <kate> i think the general image people have for native americans, is to lump together all the aspects from various different groups into one sort of conjoined super proto-american <kate> i suppose it'd be a bit like presenting a typical person from the UK as having a bowler hat, dragon and kilt |
2015/03/30 Mon 15:31:09 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 519 | kate | <kate> it wraps around <kate> like a travelling musician |
2015/08/24 Mon 12:53:19 |
profess!~profess@unaffiliated/csddesk |
| 570 | kate | <kate> Siegfried: nobody is insulting you <kate> idiot |
2016/04/28 Thu 07:39:45 |
marchelzo!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo |
| 135 | kate` | <kate`> time to hoover my sand |
2011/09/22 Thu 06:40:53 |
pragma_ |
| 179 | kate` | <kate`> dardevelin: thank you for the feeback, though; next time you ask for something, i shall refrain from giving my input |
2012/08/02 Thu 22:34:50 |
pragma- |
| 180 | kate` | <kate`> hey, what do i know? you just told me to shut up, when i was trying to help you. somehow i don't feel like teaching you how to do this |
2012/08/02 Thu 22:52:50 |
pragma- |
| 181 | kate` | * kate` stabs herself in the face |
2012/08/02 Thu 23:05:26 |
pragma- |
| 214 | kate` | <kate`> "imagine my code is completely different from what i'm showing you. will it work?" |
2013/03/11 Mon 07:17:11 |
kulp |
| 227 | kate` | <kate`> are you full of penis, orbitz? |
2013/06/23 Sun 13:45:32 |
rob`` |
| 331 | kate` | <kate`> man. C is a stupid language |
2014/02/21 Fri 20:31:59 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 352 | kate` | <kate`> cousteau, a worrying number of people assume i'm named after KDE's text editor |
2014/03/25 Tue 06:17:33 |
fisted!~fisted@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 424 | kate` | <kate`> i think more like a pimp |
2014/08/25 Mon 02:15:16 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 3 | kernelj | <kernelj> ohday_: not really I just like playing with stuff... and making it fail |
2009/12/09 Wed 16:23:52 |
pragma_ |
| 551 | Kerr | <Kerr> I think I got banged by candide |
2016/01/11 Mon 13:36:40 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 158 | kesselhaus_ | <kesselhaus_> brain is out .. |
2012/04/01 Sun 07:46:34 |
sha0 |
| 249 | kesselhaus_ | <kesselhaus_> aaahhhh ... 3 weeks OFF .. out of that chaos computing club called "work" |
2013/09/20 Fri 16:16:35 |
beaky |
| 327 | kfirfer | <kfirfer> make stack which are inserted the characters of opening brackets and closing brackets for checking the organ cartridge |
2014/02/09 Sun 19:44:58 |
nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix |
| 898 | kg | <kg> e: i have an iq of 159. |
2017/10/21 Sat 18:44:05 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 857 | kline | <kline> Phanes, then please leave, for your own safety, and our pleasure |
2017/09/02 Sat 19:43:34 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 1032 | koisoke | <koisoke> is it forbidden on here to suggest the usual literature sites for the piratically inclined? |
2018/01/26 Fri 10:15:46 |
dorp!~dorp@bzq-84-111-138-241.red.bezeqint.net |
| 1056 | koisoke | <koisoke> ,cc sizeof(!262144) |
2018/02/12 Mon 01:37:38 |
r3kz!uid254589@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uid254589 |
| 1144 | korans | <korans> that's a brilliant example of how to put white space in all the wrong places |
2018/04/21 Sat 17:53:10 |
k!~krok@unaffiliated/krok |
| 589 | koro | <koro> Here's one who prefers discussing the stack of C implementations over anal sex :( |
2016/07/24 Sun 21:56:26 |
anonnumberanon!~anonnumbe@unaffiliated/anonnumberanon |
| 91 | kr04f | <kr04f> why care 1byte char or 10 byte char |
2010/10/27 Wed 07:07:23 |
n00p |
| 951 | Kristjan | <Kristjan> My name is Kristjan Robam. Bank account nr: EE671010010225901016 (SEB Estonia). People, <Kristjan> please donate me with 5000$ donates. I am in urgent need for money. |
2017/11/29 Wed 04:56:27 |
othias!504e0568@gateway/web/freenode/ip.80.78.5.104 |
| 1220 | ksft | <ksft> after I gzipped the data, I was writing the first chunk of 1024 bytes over and over! |
2018/07/12 Thu 21:51:14 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 118 | kulp | <kulp> "The pig go. Go is to the fountain. The pig put foot. Grunt. Foot in what? ketchup. The dove fly. Fly is in sky. The dove drop something. The something on the pig. The pig disgusting. The pig rattle. Rattle with dove. The dove angry. The pig leave. The dove produce. Produce is chicken wing. With wing bark. No Quack." — A Neural Network |
2011/02/17 Thu 15:40:17 |
pragma_ |
| 151 | kulp | <kulp> an architecture course i took permitted any language. i used perl. the next year it was c/c++ only. |
2012/03/06 Tue 08:08:31 |
pragma_ |
| 1304 | kurahaupo | <kurahaupo> Oh, it was supposed to be parody. Why didn't you say so? |
2019/09/02 Mon 06:36:36 |
e!e@freenode/staff/spy.edk |
| 638 | Learath2, carabia | <Learath2> we have a shitty oreo substitute called negro in turkey <carabia> Learath2: i heard there was something similar in the us as a substitute for a president |
2016/12/21 Wed 14:37:52 |
fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 359 | lemonade` | <lemonade`> maybe zid` saw you as a threat to his superior knowledge of RLL and MFM drives |
2014/04/04 Fri 10:04:57 |
fisted!~fisted@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 69 | lenhix | <lenhix> PoppaVic, excuse my ignorance, what do you mean by blows goats? |
2010/04/20 Tue 20:58:31 |
pragma_ |
| 508 | lens | <lens> I think I would benefit more with 1-17 if I had a better understanding of function use |
2015/07/30 Thu 17:51:59 |
CaZe!~caze@unaffiliated/caze |
| 494 | lens, pragma- | * lens splooges his IP all over fstd and pragma- <pragma-> lens: ew! * pragma- wips the 74.75.163.228 off. |
2015/06/07 Sun 17:51:50 |
fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 862 | LeoNerd | <LeoNerd> It tests a thing used to test tests that test the tests that test the tests that test actual things |
2017/09/03 Sun 14:13:45 |
alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me |
| 1028 | Linux_user5000 | <Linux_user5000> MMX isn't a real cpu architecture <Linux_user5000> Im pretty sure it was just a concept idea made up by a computer science profresser |
2018/01/23 Tue 20:04:48 |
jp!ayy@youlosethega.me |
| 555 | Logicista, snhmib | <Logicista> if I were benevolent dictator of C, with a time machine, I'd make everybody pass a 'pool' paramter to malloc - which is initially passed in through main() <snhmib> i think a jacuzzi parameter might be better |
2016/01/31 Sun 12:23:11 |
cousteau!~cousteau@213.102.132.37.dynamic.jazztel.es |
| 377 | LordThumper | <LordThumper> Hi, I have a strange issue. My code is working, but it shouldn't be. |
2014/05/08 Thu 07:26:38 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 714 | lotry | <lotry> but why will i need EOF until i actually want the EOF? |
2017/02/23 Thu 20:16:03 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 716 | lotry | <lotry> emergency oatmeal |
2017/02/25 Sat 04:37:48 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 717 | lotry, twkm | <lotry> Why do i need to initialze state = OUT? <twkm> shoudn't the state begin somewhere? <lotry> why <twkm> ahh, you want #philosophy. |
2017/02/25 Sat 20:29:42 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 408 | lucaspc | * lucaspc Memory failed. Core dumb |
2014/07/06 Sun 17:33:08 |
fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 324 | LunaticEdit | <LunaticEdit> the ground creaks and grones under the weight of sha0's words |
2014/02/05 Wed 18:27:42 |
sha0!~sha0@CPE000d936ea638-CM0014045a7c44.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
| 497 | m0shbear | <m0shbear> accessing invalid pointers is UB, so it's free to corrupt your .vimrc, for example |
2015/07/07 Tue 13:05:13 |
dtscode!dtscode@dtscode.io |
| 196 | magisterquis | * magisterquis points to his dunce cap. |
2013/01/18 Fri 14:08:53 |
engla |
| 619 | Malkrith | <Malkrith> I sort of wonder if there is some kind of linter for c |
2016/10/04 Tue 12:03:01 |
masochist!~masochist@unaffiliated/masochist |
| 415 | ManDay | <ManDay> fstd: If I had a testcase I wouldn't have to ask |
2014/07/11 Fri 08:19:39 |
fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 657 | mane | <mane> atk ? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
2017/01/17 Tue 14:33:56 |
atk!~Arch-TK@fsf/member/Arch-TK |
| 217 | mar77i | <mar77i> sedeki: because this channel doesn't have a bot that !grabs people? |
2013/03/19 Tue 08:26:44 |
kulp |
| 467 | mar77i | <mar77i> ##c is a relaxed, fun irc channel full of great, intelligent people. |
2015/01/08 Thu 04:01:17 |
jack_rabbit!~jack_rabb@c-50-148-112-117.hsd1.il.comcast.net |
| 522 | mar77i | <mar77i> I once used macros to kill a man in reno |
2015/08/31 Mon 17:20:41 |
marchelzo_!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo/x-2669545 |
| 520 | marchelzo | <marchelzo> profess expressed it quite nicely |
2015/08/24 Mon 13:05:56 |
profess!~profess@unaffiliated/csddesk |
| 562 | marchelzo | <marchelzo> C is for real programmers. if you want to be babied and have your language guarantee the validity of your strings then use a baby language like Java. |
2016/03/24 Thu 14:19:39 |
latch!~latch@unaffiliated/latch |
| 624 | marchelzo | <marchelzo> you can quote me on that |
2016/11/11 Fri 12:58:23 |
latch!~latch@unaffiliated/latch |
| 628 | marchelzo | <marchelzo> i am one of those people who assesses things rationally and objectively |
2016/11/21 Mon 15:25:30 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 684 | marchelzo | <marchelzo> pragma-: actually i am pretty slow |
2017/01/31 Tue 14:47:15 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 711 | marchelzo, Chris | <marchelzo> Chris: hi fam <Chris> marchelzo: hi vla |
2017/02/20 Mon 22:31:55 |
marchelzo!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo |
| 599 | marchelzo, jonbryan | <marchelzo> pragma- is no better than the hipsters who hang out in coffee shops with their macbooks writing rails apps <jonbryan> marchelzo: rude * jonbryan whips his scarf over his shoulder |
2016/08/01 Mon 18:52:42 |
marchelzo!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo |
| 600 | marchelzo, pragma- | <marchelzo> pragma- is no better than the hipsters who hang out in coffee shops with their macbooks writing rails apps <pragma-> you're just jealous that I can put together a web app in 5 minutes that makes me an extra $2,000 a year in ad revenue so I can buy extra macbooks. |
2016/08/01 Mon 18:53:44 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 678 | marchelzo, pragma- | <marchelzo> pragma-, i would never have guessed you were educated <pragma-> marchelzo: I understand. It takes one to know one, after all. |
2017/01/26 Thu 17:17:42 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 954 | martinmch, TommyC | <martinmch> These mutex' are killing me. <TommyC> Well at least they're not killing you simultaneously. |
2017/12/03 Sun 14:05:15 |
cousteau!~cousteau@unaffiliated/cousteau |
| 955 | martinmch, TommyC | <martinmch> These mutex' are killing me. <TommyC> Well at least they're not killing you simultaneously. |
2017/12/03 Sun 14:32:50 |
martinmch!~martinmch@127-0-0-1.dk |
| 611 | masochist | <masochist> ah, windows. how delightful. |
2016/09/08 Thu 10:32:05 |
cousteau!869356f3@gateway/web/freenode/ip.134.147.86.243 |
| 211 | mathi | <mathi> daowee, the problem is that in C it may work while it is wrong :P |
2013/02/22 Fri 12:27:39 |
kulp |
| 74 | mauke | <mauke> #define ADDRESS_OF(x) (&(x)) #define THE_STUFF_AT(x) (*(x)) #define THE(m, x) (x).m #define PART_OF(x) (x) |
2010/06/22 Tue 17:38:18 |
pragma_ |
| 75 | mauke | <mauke> ADDRESS_OF(THE(member, PART_OF(THE_STUFF_AT(B)))) |
2010/06/22 Tue 17:38:40 |
pragma_ |
| 247 | Maxdamantus | <Maxdamantus> Replace || with )))))))))))||((((((((((( and = with )))))))))))))=(((((((((((((, then add brackets to the ends of the expression to make the numbers match up. |
2013/09/19 Thu 05:22:46 |
mar77i |
| 307 | mdev, boru | <mdev> boru read my code <boru> I'd rather not. I just ate lunch. |
2013/12/11 Wed 04:37:06 |
edk!edk@unaffiliated/edk |
| 107 | mechanist | <mechanist> you're not but a bunch of lamer |
2010/12/11 Sat 22:44:35 |
pragma_ |
| 533 | mechanist | <mechanist> loop = recursive function |
2015/09/29 Tue 13:09:47 |
fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 487 | mentoc | <mentoc> I should utilize wikipedia before I speak |
2015/05/09 Sat 14:17:41 |
fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 478 | mentoc, edk | <mentoc> Is const-correctness an important thing to learn in C? <edk> just learn const-incorrectness and do the opposite of that |
2015/03/30 Mon 15:30:09 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 513 | MethylatorX | <MethylatorX> also i'm on a good level and better than many other pro-coders here . i managed to learn english on my own and i still get you to understand me |
2015/08/04 Tue 11:53:59 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 523 | MethylatorX | <MethylatorX> new is 176$ and used 177$ ==> amazon is really logical. <MethylatorX> the should check their if statments. |
2015/09/03 Thu 09:56:18 |
marchelzo!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo |
| 82 | mk-ultra | <mk-ultra> eurythmia, so Zhivago is like a grumpy old lady that happens to be a C programmer ? |
2010/08/19 Thu 10:49:16 |
eurythmia |
| 11 | mkop | <mkop> Insight of the day: Programming is likely to induce an extreme of moods, alternating quickly between, "Wow, I'm a freaking genius!" and "Wow, I'm a freaking moron!" |
2009/12/09 Wed 23:12:50 |
pragma_ |
| 12 | mkop | <mkop> I'll stop playing with it in public. |
2009/12/09 Wed 23:24:29 |
pragma_ |
| 410 | motaka2 | <motaka2> I do code in PHP but design problems are not much relevant to pgr lang |
2014/07/07 Mon 14:13:09 |
Chris!~chris@unaffiliated/chris |
| 411 | motaka2 | <motaka2> ;) common all c pgrs know c++ |
2014/07/07 Mon 14:14:15 |
hunt!~harvey@cpc2-harg4-2-0-cust759.7-1.cable.virginm.net |
| 793 | moth | <moth> how huge is huge? |
2017/06/16 Fri 17:31:46 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 1123 | mub | <mub> It's fun to make things difficult |
2018/04/02 Mon 13:08:00 |
m0shbear!~011899988@servbox.moshbear.net |
| 840 | muffindrake | <muffindrake> casting a to char is the wrong way to gay, as you lose data |
2017/08/26 Sat 01:56:52 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 130 | mutex_ | <mutex_> wow, i'm stupid |
2011/05/12 Thu 16:05:59 |
Wulf |
| 631 | n00buser | <n00buser> the code is ok, since it compiles |
2016/12/08 Thu 15:07:43 |
CaZe!~caze@2607:f2f8:a678::2 |
| 10 | n00p | <n00p> don't you dare quote me without permission mbohun |
2009/12/09 Wed 20:35:44 |
LimCore |
| 73 | n00p | <n00p> My acrobat isn't working, and I can't reinstall for some reason... I sent an email to adobe, they replied in pdf format. |
2010/06/05 Sat 23:54:37 |
pragma_ |
| 80 | n00p | <n00p> rek: When you send a message over IRC, that becomes our input (as arguments). We process it, and output a message that hopefully serves the purpose of pointing you in the right direction. The output is a return value. |
2010/08/18 Wed 08:40:26 |
eurythmia |
| 83 | n00p | <n00p> Teckla: Would you like to know why? |
2010/10/17 Sun 09:52:19 |
boris`` |
| 84 | n00p | <n00p> Teckla: No, I can't practice that in private. |
2010/10/17 Sun 09:51:53 |
boris`` |
| 132 | n00p | <n00p> I live to perv. |
2011/06/01 Wed 14:55:45 |
CaZe |
| 1168 | nai | <nai> i think gcc is a pretty decent UIFOGSCIMSTUCKINANACRONYMHELPMEPLEASETTAFSCCOG |
2018/05/28 Mon 19:36:02 |
nai!~naim@nai.im |
| 1169 | nai | <nai> .. why the fuck isn't the standard free? |
2018/05/28 Mon 19:36:13 |
nai!~naim@nai.im |
| 1170 | nai | <nai> .& is the syntax for getting a pointer-to-member, it's probably not what you want |
2018/05/28 Mon 19:36:31 |
nai!~naim@nai.im |
| 1171 | nai | <nai> .. why the fuck isn't the standard free? |
2018/05/28 Mon 19:37:02 |
nai!~naim@nai.im |
| 1172 | nai | <nai> .. why the fuck isn't the standard free? |
2018/05/28 Mon 19:37:14 |
nai!~naim@nai.im |
| 1162 | name | <name> an array is where clint eastwood eats the bullets out of the pineapples that chuck norris cuts down in the living room beofore they are transported to the kitchen by a converyor belt made eitirley out of a thin layer of pepper |
2018/05/15 Tue 04:04:59 |
jp!ayy@youlosethega.me |
| 435 | napsy | <napsy> we could complicate things and be technically and academically correct. Or help someone that's new with the language |
2014/10/02 Thu 01:03:29 |
CaZe!~caze@2607:f2f8:a678::2 |
| 221 | ne2k | <ne2k> why is printf so complicated? it's, like, half of C was invented just so printf would work!!!!!11 |
2013/06/04 Tue 09:31:03 |
pragma- |
| 1114 | ngomes, pragma- | <ngomes> i'm following some guide and its telling me that configure: error: C compiler cannot create executables <pragma-> ngomes: well thats not a very useful c compiler |
2018/03/24 Sat 18:16:05 |
jp!ayy@youlosethega.me |
| 617 | nHeck, pragma- | <nHeck> shrood: i dont download music, i'm too flooded in youtube chill shit to download anything for the rest of my life <pragma-> is there anybody here able to translate teenspeak to English? |
2016/10/02 Sun 16:05:28 |
marchelzo!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo |
| 696 | Nightwing52, pragma- | <Nightwing52> So, Github isn't wanting to push my main.c file. O.o <pragma-> I can only hope that one day my servers are as smart as github. |
2017/02/05 Sun 13:57:44 |
vktec!~vktec@torbaytechjam/samadivk |
| 697 | Nightwing52, pragma- | <Nightwing52> He's an admin so I can't say shit. XD <pragma-> pansy |
2017/02/05 Sun 14:21:20 |
vktec!~vktec@torbaytechjam/samadivk |
| 234 | nitrix | <nitrix> Whatever floats your boat. A sea of problems seems reasonable. |
2013/07/29 Mon 11:44:07 |
nitrix |
| 260 | nitrix | <nitrix> Sounds like you didn't even search on youtube. |
2013/10/10 Thu 04:05:33 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 262 | nitrix | <nitrix> Of course, I could see it like I suck at everything, but it's only because I always aim at higher than what I can do. |
2013/10/11 Fri 09:39:38 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 277 | nitrix | <nitrix> I'm inconsistant :3 |
2013/10/24 Thu 14:57:07 |
fisted!~fisted@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 283 | nitrix | <nitrix> It's time you start worshipping pragma-, man. |
2013/10/26 Sat 23:29:20 |
sha0!~sha0@CPE000d936ea638-CM0014045a7c44.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
| 305 | nitrix | <nitrix> If I can give you an advice, stop trying to generalize things. It never works out. |
2013/12/01 Sun 12:16:41 |
cousteau!~cousteau@80.174.59.3.dyn.user.ono.com |
| 326 | nitrix | <nitrix> He didn't solve a problem with C (that could have been done with an implementation tailored to his vision), he instead, created a new language. In the end, C is just the same and we have a second language to design, learn and fix the implementations. |
2014/02/09 Sun 12:18:59 |
nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix |
| 432 | nitrix | <nitrix> goldess: Maybe you could see functions as children toys, with holes punched in where you have to fit the right piece into each shape. |
2014/09/21 Sun 09:01:06 |
marchelzo_!~marchelzo@HLFXNS016CW-142134090186.dhcp-dynamic.FibreOp.ns.bellaliant.net |
| 368 | nitrix, Chris | <nitrix> Thankfully, I'm more responsible than I'm retarded. <Chris> that's certainly a great deal of responsibility |
2014/04/25 Fri 20:00:52 |
fisted!~fisted@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 361 | nitrix, jack_rabbit | <nitrix> But I'm probably autist. <jack_rabbit> That's basically what I was saying, yes. <nitrix> ic. |
2014/04/06 Sun 16:14:16 |
fisted!~fisted@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 295 | nitrix | <nitrix> davidio 6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Login screen <nitrix> jackie 5/22/07 Temporary my ass |
2013/11/12 Tue 16:09:46 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 671 | nnpnv6 | <nnpnv6> izabera: one of types of floating point numbers supported by IEEE754 systems is NAN <nnpnv6> it is additional trashy bytes |
2017/01/24 Tue 16:00:55 |
phox!~phox@c-73-225-0-79.hsd1.wa.comcast.net |
| 310 | no-n, nitrix | <no-n> hmm <nitrix> You can shoot a lot of stuff and anywhere. |
2013/12/19 Thu 20:30:02 |
nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix |
| 454 | Noldorin | <Noldorin> PoppaVic, it's called hyperbola. look it up. ;) |
2014/12/08 Mon 15:27:54 |
CaZe!~caze@unaffiliated/caze |
| 403 | norcom | <norcom> scanf() just seems like such an old function, that it would be hard to predict how it may or may not act in today's OS |
2014/07/05 Sat 18:36:44 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 363 | nutzz, boru, pragma- | <nutzz> Binary_Digit: but, how should I move the elements from the first tree to the second one? it seems pretty complicated <boru> If only there was zidtree. <pragma-> more like zidbucket |
2014/04/10 Thu 04:21:24 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 517 | Oneriwien | <Oneriwien> But part of growing up is moving on from simple console programs and into windows programming |
2015/08/22 Sat 11:27:49 |
CaZe!~caze@unaffiliated/caze |
| 183 | orbitz | <orbitz> ambro718: You never fail to impress me with your ability to create absolutely ridiculous situations that probably don't need to exist in the first place |
2012/08/03 Fri 16:16:10 |
pragma- |
| 197 | orbitz | <orbitz> pragma-: wait until yo utaste my short ribs that fall off the boner |
2013/01/21 Mon 12:44:11 |
pragma- |
| 224 | orbitz | <orbitz> pragma-: i have it tattooed on my ass but no mirror handy :( |
2013/06/23 Sun 02:50:31 |
pragma- |
| 228 | orbitz | <orbitz> lemonade`: i don't know what point you're trying to make but i'm convinced it's both wrong and stupid. |
2013/06/23 Sun 14:27:06 |
kate` |
| 434 | orbitz | <orbitz> C should die. It sucks. |
2014/09/29 Mon 22:32:43 |
fluter!~fluter@fedora/fluter |
| 927 | othias | <othias> ++i looks more gangsta |
2017/11/10 Fri 06:21:25 |
naptime!~naptime@47.38.171.48 |
| 771 | pappu | <pappu> caze: you are the best fucking teacher in world |
2017/05/10 Wed 01:50:15 |
fluter_!~fluter@fedora/fluter |
| 425 | parcs, pragma- | <parcs> i think it is one of the most readable styles <pragma-> I don't care what you think because you clearly do not know enough C to know what to think. |
2014/08/31 Sun 07:23:39 |
fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 43 | patrisk | <patrisk> I wonder how many K&R books have been sold because of this channel. |
2009/12/14 Mon 12:21:19 |
pragma_ |
| 270 | paulpaul1076, pgib | <paulpaul1076> i know what it does, i was just saying that i haven't written any data structure in a long time, because i don't need to, since C++ has all of them <pgib> paulpaul1076: C++ has every data structure? |
2013/10/18 Fri 08:59:41 |
phox!~phox@frankenbrick.pcic.uvic.ca |
| 353 | pentester_ | <pentester_> kate`: i love C and i want to learn it's deepest secrets |
2014/03/25 Tue 06:20:00 |
squ!~Thunderbi@unaffiliated/squ |
| 446 | pentester_ | <pentester_> i can penetrate if that what you want |
2014/11/16 Sun 16:34:09 |
marchelzo_!~marchelzo@HLFXNS016CW-142134090179.dhcp-dynamic.FibreOp.ns.bellaliant.net |
| 672 | Pessimist, pragma- | <Pessimist> I'm a bit drunk so it's harder if you know what I mean <pragma-> is that what she said? <pragma-> I'm afraid "she" might not be a she, buddy. |
2017/01/25 Wed 11:42:33 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 418 | petrusho | <petrusho> i have successfuly duplicated structs (and classes) using memcpy(). (I normally wouldn't recommend doing this. But it worked) |
2014/07/13 Sun 14:46:29 |
nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix |
| 265 | pgib | <pgib> I'm in the namespace namespace. fortunately we have namespaces so you don't confuse namespace with the namespace namespace |
2013/10/17 Thu 14:15:50 |
pgib!~pgib@nat/cisco/x-clkabrrgzqxjjfdl |
| 268 | pgib | <pgib> cousteau, oh yeah baby troll me. we can do it under the bridge |
2013/10/18 Fri 07:16:25 |
pgib!~pgib@nat/cisco/x-cmevzergmgesrunn |
| 269 | pgib | <pgib> Just because you were molested by a tree doesn't mean they are all the same |
2013/10/18 Fri 08:50:25 |
nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix |
| 456 | phale | <phale> who says I use any of that C99/C90/C11 bullshit <phale> i'm discussing C89 <phale> a specific standard |
2014/12/16 Tue 10:24:49 |
fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 167 | phao | <phao> igli, I thought he was creating prog1 |
2012/05/29 Tue 12:06:35 |
pragma- |
| 803 | phillid | <phillid> Like a queggle |
2017/07/11 Tue 06:18:27 |
alyptik!ayyy@unaffiliated/alyptik |
| 659 | phox, CaZe | <phox> real hipsters don't buy their coffee online. duh. <CaZe> I do. |
2017/01/18 Wed 13:26:52 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 253 | phox, rob`` | <phox> strcmp has an alternate personality that's a hermit crab <phox> so in its mind it's always in a shell <phox> at least that's what I tell students (: <rob``> wat? |
2013/10/04 Fri 15:04:52 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 737 | phynite | <phynite> So you agree that a byte is defined to be 1 but not 1 byte. |
2017/03/10 Fri 18:04:15 |
bg!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo |
| 485 | pieceofpie, PoppaVic | <pieceofpie> i have problems <pieceofpie> being a newb <PoppaVic> not at all, you seem to do it wonderfully. |
2015/05/04 Mon 22:44:03 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 474 | plcguy | <plcguy> hmm, so including stdio.h crashes my system at runtime |
2015/02/24 Tue 11:16:49 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 620 | pnbeast | <pnbeast> I would like them to squeeze the damn cow right onto the sauced crust. |
2016/10/10 Mon 19:07:08 |
masoudd!~masoudd@5.114.238.184 |
| 681 | pnbeast | <pnbeast> You have to make sure no one tampers with your memory parachute or your program could spiral in at 200 MPH. |
2017/01/28 Sat 10:35:31 |
izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera |
| 695 | pnbeast | <pnbeast> root_guix, as our lord and savior Stallman said, the GPL doesn't mean programmers have to work for free. By the foot-eating freedom number 7, we see this extends to book authors, too. You have to pay someone to write your non-invariant sections. |
2017/02/05 Sun 08:02:27 |
marchelzo!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo |
| 906 | pnbeast | <pnbeast> That's my problem, too. I get so emotion about code structure. The other day I tried to decide whether to put an opening brace after the "for" or on the next line and I broke down crying. |
2017/10/28 Sat 11:44:06 |
kg!~krok@unaffiliated/krok/x-1434802 |
| 1011 | pnbeast | <pnbeast> Sufficiently high values of 4 can sometimes be used in place of 5. |
2018/01/14 Sun 18:02:40 |
jp!ayy@youlosethega.me |
| 614 | pnbeast, dave0x6d | <pnbeast> FBSD? Isn't that for people who hate Linux? <dave0x6d> I thought it was for people who hate themselves. |
2016/09/18 Sun 18:59:28 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 1086 | pnbeast, k | <pnbeast> No, I looked. There are no potatos in the C11 standard. The pointer could not be to a potato. Potatos are an MSVC extension. <k> potatoes* |
2018/03/09 Fri 18:02:07 |
jp!ayy@youlosethega.me |
| 87 | PoppaVic | <PoppaVic> get people to pay to beta-test it. Amazingly, they will cough up money to suffer. |
2010/10/19 Tue 09:36:19 |
n00p |
| 133 | PoppaVic | <PoppaVic> someday, a book and his very own compiler. |
2011/06/10 Fri 22:29:00 |
n00p |
| 169 | PoppaVic | <PoppaVic> alas, plan9 is in a parallel dimension. |
2012/07/07 Sat 18:01:34 |
engla |
| 208 | PoppaVic | <PoppaVic> #define bob addition\n#include "crap"\n#define bob subtraction\n#include "crap".... |
2013/02/06 Wed 16:51:56 |
Vigud |
| 213 | PoppaVic | <PoppaVic> I before C, except after Tea |
2013/02/26 Tue 14:07:06 |
Vigud |
| 433 | PoppaVic | <PoppaVic> now, wait... Just a sec.. We don't *KNOW* his mum was a woman at all. |
2014/09/22 Mon 19:23:53 |
fluter!~fluter@fedora/fluter |
| 163 | pragma- | <pragma-> "That's what." -- She |
2012/05/04 Fri 23:44:27 |
sha0 |
| 165 | pragma- | <pragma-> Stop arguing with me! |
2012/05/05 Sat 03:57:16 |
sha0 |
| 187 | pragma- | <pragma-> ESphynx: "I had a problem, so I decided to use Java. Now I have a ProblemFactory." |
2012/08/12 Sun 09:22:56 |
pragma- |
| 220 | pragma- | <pragma-> seen in ##java just now: "Can someone tell me if this code is correct? <pastebin>" "Does it compile?" "Nope :(" "Then it's not correct." |
2013/05/22 Wed 15:18:14 |
pragma- |
| 226 | pragma- | <pragma-> ,grab richardi penis |
2013/06/23 Sun 09:20:04 |
Ebony |
| 229 | pragma- | <pragma-> "huhu?" are you a chimpanzee? |
2013/06/28 Fri 16:30:03 |
nitrix |
| 235 | pragma- | <pragma-> You can try to idiot-proof everything, the world will just produce a bigger idiot. |
2013/07/30 Tue 13:10:32 |
nitrix |
| 236 | pragma- | <pragma-> L8D: We get plenty of idiots in here -- it's not like you stand out as the king of idiots or anything. |
2013/07/31 Wed 04:59:13 |
jpmelos |
| 237 | pragma- | <pragma-> I can tell you suck at C by where you put the * on your pointers. |
2013/08/14 Wed 19:20:38 |
nitrix |
| 238 | pragma- | <pragma-> Once you discover the meaning of life, life then loses meaning. |
2013/08/25 Sun 22:36:10 |
pragma- |
| 239 | pragma- | <pragma-> In the butt. |
2013/08/27 Tue 20:38:12 |
nitrix |
| 240 | pragma- | <pragma-> get a room, you two. |
2013/08/31 Sat 19:23:29 |
sha0 |
| 245 | pragma- | <pragma-> I wish I had a real boy. All I have is a wooden puppet. |
2013/09/18 Wed 07:12:32 |
nitrix |
| 254 | pragma- | <pragma-> Do you typically put a lot of things in your butt? |
2013/10/04 Fri 21:51:51 |
nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix |
| 264 | pragma- | <pragma-> Sometimes I use big words that I don't understand in order to make myself seem more photosynthesis. |
2013/10/15 Tue 18:30:46 |
phox!~phox@frankenbrick.pcic.uvic.ca |
| 274 | pragma- | <pragma-> I use C11 just to rustle the jimmies of stuck-in-the-middle-ages old-fashioned behind-the-times antiquated out-dated programmers. |
2013/10/22 Tue 09:44:49 |
rob``!~rob@gtng-4db04380.pool.mediaWays.net |
| 279 | pragma- | <pragma-> magic only exists for those who believe through and through. |
2013/10/25 Fri 19:15:29 |
sha0!~sha0@CPE000d936ea638-CM0014045a7c44.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
| 280 | pragma- | <pragma-> #include <magic.h> |
2013/10/25 Fri 19:15:56 |
sha0!~sha0@CPE000d936ea638-CM0014045a7c44.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
| 285 | pragma- | <pragma-> please join #Zhivago-fanclub. for a one-time $15 contribution we will send you a poster and a mixtape including such classics as "Were you dropped on your head as a child?", "Perhaps you might find a small child to help you" and "You should see a doctor to check for signs of mental retardation"! Limited time only, join now! |
2013/10/28 Mon 17:44:15 |
edk!edk@unaffiliated/edk |
| 287 | pragma- | <pragma-> "i'm making a robot, it uses C to interface with its components" "wow that's neat, what does your robot do?" "it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls" |
2013/11/01 Fri 06:44:04 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 291 | pragma- | <pragma-> I still half-expect myself to wake up in "the real world" when I die and all my friends will be surrounding me and laughing at the replays of my virtual life on the holographic display attached to my terminal. |
2013/11/05 Tue 21:33:02 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 316 | pragma- | <pragma-> That's the problem with idiots. They're like a blackhole, sucking everybody else in. |
2014/01/06 Mon 21:58:52 |
nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix |
| 318 | pragma- | <pragma-> you misspelled retarted |
2014/01/10 Fri 08:35:31 |
fisted!~fisted@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 322 | pragma- | <pragma-> consoles still at 80x25? how quaint. |
2014/01/25 Sat 05:51:25 |
fluter!~fluter@fedora/fluter |
| 332 | pragma- | <pragma-> stop arguing with me. |
2014/02/28 Fri 01:06:34 |
fluter!~fluter@fedora/fluter |
| 344 | pragma- | <pragma-> "A programmer had a problem. ''I know! I'll use regex it solve it!'' Now the programmer has two problems." |
2014/03/15 Sat 00:11:17 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 358 | pragma- | <pragma-> languages didn't get binkajigged by jewobbles pandiculating such ejaculations as "that's not a word!" |
2014/04/03 Thu 05:59:17 |
zyxwvuts!~qnavry@unaffiliated/qnavry |
| 362 | pragma- | <pragma-> I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a masterful tour de force! |
2014/04/09 Wed 15:51:04 |
nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix |
| 373 | pragma- | <pragma-> I think your view of humanity is weak and pathetic. You should probably be shot to rid your inferior ineffectual notions from the gene pool so that humanity can become stronger. |
2014/05/03 Sat 03:27:19 |
jack_rabbit!~jack_rabb@c-98-253-57-51.hsd1.il.comcast.net |
| 395 | pragma- | <pragma-> wow, common-sense is not so common. |
2014/06/18 Wed 11:21:31 |
nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix |
| 401 | pragma- | <pragma-> Are you not entertained?! |
2014/06/28 Sat 00:58:37 |
fluter!~fluter@fedora/fluter |
| 404 | pragma- | <pragma-> If you're still using C89 I feel bad for you, son. I got C99 problems but using %d for sizeof ain't one. |
2014/07/06 Sun 17:16:45 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 413 | pragma- | <pragma-> On the other hand, if he's too retarded to realize he's retarded and no-one tells him, he could become President of the United States! |
2014/07/08 Tue 17:16:59 |
fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 437 | pragma- | <pragma-> I ducking hate auto-correct. |
2014/10/10 Fri 10:56:52 |
fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 448 | pragma- | <pragma-> sjohnson: You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense. |
2014/11/25 Tue 12:17:25 |
CaZe!~caze@unaffiliated/caze |
| 462 | pragma- | <pragma-> crashing is jnfjnitely better than corrupted data or wrong results |
2014/12/26 Fri 13:23:06 |
fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 495 | pragma- | <pragma-> If you aren't drinking coffee made from beans that were defecated by a rodent, you're not drinking coffee. |
2015/06/10 Wed 08:53:32 |
marchelzo_!~marchelzo@142.227.238.68 |
| 511 | pragma- | <pragma-> In order to preserve my sanity, I'm going to pretend that you don't exist and that this conversation didn't happen. |
2015/07/31 Fri 20:53:45 |
o11c!~ben@unaffiliated/o11c |
| 515 | pragma- | <pragma-> search for "hole" to get right to it. |
2015/08/07 Fri 04:21:55 |
detergnet!~msb@unaffiliated/detergnet |
| 525 | pragma- | <pragma-> As a highly intelligent Redditor I would like to tweet that I think an Amazonian world ruled by m'ladies where the men are sex slaves is not at all a bad idea. Like this post and upvote if you agree! |
2015/09/11 Fri 15:07:45 |
o11c!~ben@unaffiliated/o11c |
| 527 | pragma- | * pragma- infected by fluter. |
2015/09/12 Sat 02:41:14 |
fluter!~fluter@fedora/fluter |
| 565 | pragma- | <pragma-> queer eye for the straight guy doesn't get your dick high? |
2016/04/19 Tue 20:07:32 |
marchelzo!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo |
| 571 | pragma- | <pragma-> "I need to screw this screw into a wall. Ah, here's a screwdriver. *beats on head of screw with handle of screwdriver* Hmm, maybe this screwdriver isn't what I'm looking for..." |
2016/05/06 Fri 01:48:54 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 579 | pragma- | <pragma-> potatos are minerals not fruit! |
2016/06/15 Wed 18:42:22 |
fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 581 | pragma- | <pragma-> Well, knock it off. Last guys finish last, you know. |
2016/06/22 Wed 04:25:46 |
edk!edk@freenode/staff/spy.edk |
| 582 | pragma- | <pragma-> At least hell is a party. Heaven probably has a 5am wake-up call and makes you do chores all day. |
2016/06/22 Wed 04:25:58 |
fluter!~fluter@fedora/fluter |
| 585 | pragma- | <pragma-> this conversation is uncivilized. |
2016/07/06 Wed 16:35:05 |
e!edk@freenode/voted-remain/edk |
| 593 | pragma- | <pragma-> "Hmm, I wonder what kind of crazy shit izabera is trying to do now..." *clicks link* "ah, yup" *closes link* |
2016/07/28 Thu 15:04:34 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 602 | pragma- | <pragma-> Did somebody say recursion? https://i.imgur.com/xl8lPZx.gifv |
2016/08/05 Fri 20:03:27 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 606 | pragma- | <pragma-> Yes, my butt belongs to a handsome young man. |
2016/08/22 Mon 15:34:58 |
doppel!~chatzilla@ip70-189-197-158.lv.lv.cox.net |
| 608 | pragma- | <pragma-> I don't always program in C, but when I dSegmentation fault. Core dumped. |
2016/09/02 Fri 09:35:37 |
e!e@freenode/staff/spy.edk |
| 613 | pragma- | <pragma-> I had green cum once, and even that wasn't sticky. |
2016/09/14 Wed 17:12:31 |
Kaslai!~Kaslai@unaffiliated/kaslai |
| 618 | pragma- | <pragma-> <pragma-/##c++> I find ++Ↄ to be a bit backwards. |
2016/10/04 Tue 02:21:43 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 632 | pragma- | <pragma-> With a lot of hard work and defecation, you can accomplish anything! |
2016/12/11 Sun 17:42:24 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 639 | pragma- | <pragma-> you know how that i before e except after c rule in English is bullshit? don't feel bad, Einstein got it wrong twice! |
2016/12/23 Fri 13:24:12 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 646 | pragma- | <pragma-> the only finger I like up my ass is my own. |
2017/01/09 Mon 15:22:54 |
atk!~Arch-TK@fsf/member/Arch-TK |
| 647 | pragma- | <pragma-> Retr0id: then gnu is the next authority. |
2017/01/09 Mon 16:32:47 |
caze!~caze@unaffiliated/caze |
| 650 | pragma- | <pragma-> what the goddamned fuck are you trying to say? |
2017/01/10 Tue 13:23:24 |
qwename!~qwename@d154-20-114-183.bchsia.telus.net |
| 656 | pragma- | <pragma-> "Pft, I've been programming for years. How hard can C be?" http://i.imgur.com/mPfGshE.gifv |
2017/01/15 Sun 16:06:47 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 664 | pragma- | <pragma-> also, good thing that there is literally no reason whatsoever for any implementation to ever not have a MAX_INT |
2017/01/20 Fri 13:37:28 |
Random832!~random@unaffiliated/random832 |
| 667 | pragma- | <pragma-> what makes it too small or too big? |
2017/01/20 Fri 14:26:10 |
phox!~phox@c-73-225-0-79.hsd1.wa.comcast.net |
| 673 | pragma- | <pragma-> k, now somebody type this: !grab pragma- hamburger |
2017/01/25 Wed 17:09:15 |
Karou!83688c87@gateway/web/freenode/ip.131.104.140.135 |
| 674 | pragma- | <pragma-> 1tbs is a good style, a strong style, I would buy this style a hamburger. you should use 1tbs, it's a strong style, a good style, you would like it. It's strong and good. Make C great again. |
2017/01/25 Wed 17:12:16 |
Karou!83688c87@gateway/web/freenode/ip.131.104.140.135 |
| 675 | pragma- | <pragma-> Karou: yeah, so !grab pragma- sty-le but without the dash in the middle |
2017/01/25 Wed 17:12:27 |
phy1729!~phy1729@zsh/wizard/phy1729 |
| 676 | pragma- | <pragma-> I wonder if any doctor has grafted a penis to somebody's forehead. |
2017/01/26 Thu 13:46:38 |
phy1729!~phy1729@zsh/wizard/phy1729 |
| 680 | pragma- | <pragma-> the sooner you realize that love is just a mental illness that temporarily clouds your judgment of another person so that you can procreate with them, the better off you'll be before you trap yourself in a marriage with an evil witch! |
2017/01/27 Fri 15:46:11 |
phy1729!~phy1729@zsh/wizard/phy1729 |
| 688 | pragma- | <pragma-> if you're compiler has inpu, you need to get better at wiping |
2017/02/02 Thu 11:36:39 |
fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 721 | pragma- | <pragma-> bitch, i'm not gonna start pronouncing "char" as "care" when I read it. English is already fucked up enough! |
2017/02/27 Mon 02:31:09 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 732 | pragma- | <pragma-> Life isn't supposed to be fun! It's supposed to be stable! |
2017/03/08 Wed 00:39:45 |
mthowe!~morganh@unaffiliated/mthowe |
| 736 | pragma- | <pragma-> FUCK FOOD ENGINEERING! I SHIT PURPLE NOW! |
2017/03/08 Wed 08:22:31 |
Learath2!~learath2@unaffiliated/learath2 |
| 738 | pragma- | <pragma-> you're all fucking retarded. |
2017/03/11 Sat 10:23:25 |
Random832!~random@unaffiliated/random832 |
| 748 | pragma- | <pragma-> ˙X :uʍop ǝpᴉsdn sᴉ ʇxǝʇ sᴉɥ⊥ |
2017/03/16 Thu 03:23:59 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 755 | pragma- | <pragma-> me is special |
2017/04/11 Tue 12:49:02 |
cousteau!~cousteau@unaffiliated/cousteau |
| 756 | pragma- | <pragma-> viscera: I use Windows as my desktop because I'm not a masochist. I use linux/bsd/etc for their suitable roles, but not as a fucking desktop. Kill me if I have to suffer using X and that crap. |
2017/04/11 Tue 21:18:50 |
caze!~caze@unaffiliated/caze |
| 759 | pragma- | <pragma-> doppel: how the hell are we hostile, you inbred donkey? |
2017/04/13 Thu 21:03:45 |
phy1729!~phy1729@zsh/wizard/phy1729 |
| 784 | pragma- | <pragma-> but together we can make my style great again |
2017/06/01 Thu 15:48:21 |
moth!~moth@cpe-174-111-21-186.triad.res.rr.com |
| 792 | pragma- | <pragma-> Thank god I'm the idiot that I think I am. |
2017/06/05 Mon 14:35:21 |
dho!~dho@veep.9vx.org |
| 918 | pragma- | <pragma-> KICKED karthyk!~karthyk@2620:1e8:2:1::2f9 from ##c (upgraded to ban) |
2017/11/04 Sat 09:02:03 |
karthy!~karthy@27.63.20.69 |
| 1067 | pragma- | * pragma- has the best undergarments. |
2018/02/21 Wed 16:09:04 |
jp!ayy@youlosethega.me |
| 1205 | pragma- | <pragma-> Fuck is an apostrophe doing there? English isn't some sci-fi alien language that needs mark-up everywhere. |
2018/06/21 Thu 14:11:48 |
e!e@enucs/spy.edk |
| 1294 | pragma- | <pragma-> if it looks like memory and quacks like memory then it must be memory |
2019/08/21 Wed 08:16:26 |
nitrix!~nitrix@haskell/developer/nitrix |
| 275 | pragma-, candide | <pragma-> candide can now be grabbed. <candide> pragma-, As if! |
2013/10/22 Tue 11:56:41 |
sacho!~hecatonic@46.10.119.25 |
| 367 | pragma-, CaZe | <pragma-> some say that the white light you see when you die is actually the birth canal opening as you're born again <CaZe> goatse <pragma-> being born out of an anus would make for a pretty crappy life |
2014/04/21 Mon 19:56:38 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 937 | pragma-, doppel | <pragma-> I FIT 6 OF THEM <doppel> i can probably fit like one and a half horizontally and almost two vertically |
2017/11/16 Thu 13:45:17 |
atk!Arch-TK@ircpuzzles/staff/Arch-TK |
| 482 | pragma-, DTSCode | <pragma-> char* p; /* i have no idea what i'm doing */ <DTSCode> That snippet looks like my code.** |
2015/04/29 Wed 20:32:18 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 365 | pragma-, jack_rabbit | <pragma-> jack_rabbit: will i get any superpowers? <jack_rabbit> pragma-, you'll smell bad and be fuzzy. Is that super? <pragma-> jack_rabbit: oh, so nothing new then |
2014/04/11 Fri 17:32:38 |
jack_rabbit!~jack_rabb@c-98-253-57-51.hsd1.il.comcast.net |
| 329 | pragma-, kate` | <pragma-> There's a boomerang joke I'm trying to remember. Just wait a second, it'll come back to me. <kate`> well, what's the joke? |
2014/02/12 Wed 04:12:34 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 679 | pragma-, marchelzo | <pragma-> 2 + 2 = 4. fact. <marchelzo> pragma-, nah <marchelzo> pragma-, prove it <pragma-> ,calc 2 + 2 |
2017/01/26 Thu 20:30:19 |
marchelzo!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo |
| 276 | pragma-, phox | <pragma-> women like big systems <phox> pragma-: that's a very pragmatic view |
2013/10/23 Wed 15:35:04 |
edk!edk@unaffiliated/edk |
| 256 | pragma- | <pragma-> code is like a penis... <pragma-> The longer and harder it is the better it works. |
2013/10/04 Fri 22:58:19 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 466 | pragma- | <pragma-> i'm not furry! i have large patches of hair here and there <pragma-> mostly there |
2015/01/06 Tue 09:24:01 |
cousteau!~cousteau@80.174.59.26.dyn.user.ono.com |
| 518 | pragma- | <pragma-> i guess hamburgers and hotdogs are animals too <pragma-> lets go to the zoo and pet the hotdogs |
2015/08/24 Mon 12:41:38 |
marchelzo!~marchelzo@216.83.6.45 |
| 700 | pragma- | <pragma-> emojis are in full color now too. <pragma-> I remember the first time I saw a full color picture of something in a website and I tried to figure out what image format it was and it was just fucking text. |
2017/02/07 Tue 18:29:32 |
sjohnson!sjohnson@cow.sj.rfc1459.net |
| 880 | pragma-, dho | * pragma- considers turning her mouth on dho. <pragma-> That... came out wrong. * dho unzips. <pragma-> Nooooooo |
2017/09/27 Wed 11:13:09 |
kg!~krok@unaffiliated/krok/x-1434802 |
| 735 | pragma-, pchaos | <pragma-> FUCK FOOD ENGINEERING! I SHIT PURPLE NOW! <pragma-> er, wrong channel. <pchaos> pragma-: what was the intended channel then <pchaos> pragma-: #c++ std discussion |
2017/03/08 Wed 08:21:22 |
naptime!~naptime@47-32-211-227.dhcp.ftwo.tx.charter.com |
| 328 | pragma- | <pragma-> There's a boomerang joke I'm trying to remember. Just wait a second, it'll come back to me. <pragma-> It might have flown over the heads of a few people here. <pragma-> Did anybody catch that? |
2014/02/12 Wed 03:11:46 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 660 | pragma- | <pragma-> also write and fwrite aren't standard C <pragma-> except for fwrite <pragma-> which is |
2017/01/19 Thu 17:07:40 |
phox!~phox@c-73-225-0-79.hsd1.wa.comcast.net |
| 685 | pragma- | <pragma-> Steve Jobs isn't even that good of a guy. <pragma-> Got killed by apples. <pragma-> Ironic. |
2017/01/31 Tue 16:30:45 |
phox!~phox@c-73-225-0-79.hsd1.wa.comcast.net |
| 734 | pragma- | <pragma-> I think the past tense of free should be fred. <pragma-> you feed the dog. the dog has been fed. <pragma-> you free the pointer. the pointer has been fred. |
2017/03/08 Wed 06:38:31 |
naptime!~naptime@47-32-211-227.dhcp.ftwo.tx.charter.com |
| 116 | pragma_ | <pragma_> Some people in here benefit from warnings such as "Do not use hand to stop chain" on chainsaws. |
2011/02/15 Tue 15:16:18 |
pragma_ |
| 117 | pragma_ | <pragma_> "Such an extensive computer science education opened up a wide range of career options, ranging from a professor at a university to ... a professor at another university." |
2011/02/17 Thu 15:37:41 |
pragma_ |
| 125 | pragma_ | <pragma_> If you ask me to do an oil change on your car, I'd probably end up taking the whole car apart, and would probably have pieces left over if I put it back together again; but it'd probably run better! |
2011/04/10 Sun 00:52:13 |
pragma_ |
| 137 | pragma_ | <pragma_> guy stays up all night, writes code, gets a nap, wakes up feeling like shit, runs code and notices it doesn't actually work as previously thought last night, spends hours debugging, gets stressed out, adds more backlog. other guy gets some sleep, wakes up refreshed, writes code with a clear head, ???, profit. |
2011/12/12 Mon 17:32:56 |
pragma_ |
| 15 | pryon | <pryon> (users are evil) |
2009/12/10 Thu 10:05:58 |
pragma_ |
| 568 | pthreat | <pthreat> No, BPS = blowjob per second ISO69 standard |
2016/04/25 Mon 09:27:58 |
o11c!~ben@unaffiliated/o11c |
| 603 | pwn, izabera | <pwn> I need some design suggestions for a project i am working on. <izabera> paint it pink |
2016/08/09 Tue 00:03:15 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 450 | py0 | <py0> I give no shits about distributive properties or addition being commutative <py0> I asked about parenthesis for fuck sake |
2014/11/28 Fri 13:06:02 |
fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 108 | pzombie | <pzombie> well, looks like i have to teach you C once i learn it |
2010/12/16 Thu 18:02:59 |
pragma_ |
| 26 | r0b0t1 | <r0b0t1> I've had kinky robot sex with candide before. |
2009/12/11 Fri 23:15:47 |
pragma_ |
| 45 | r0b0t1 | <r0b0t1> I wrote a audio driver in brainfuck once. |
2009/12/14 Mon 14:46:10 |
pragma_ |
| 399 | Radditz | <Radditz> atoms are too sensible |
2014/06/25 Wed 06:33:12 |
edk!znc@unaffiliated/edk |
| 357 | Radditz, zid | <Radditz> how do you thank someone? <zid> That is the most autistic thing I have heard all week |
2014/04/02 Wed 02:07:19 |
rob``!~rob@rmartinjak.de |
| 2 | raiford | <raiford> rational representation is almost like symbolic representation |
2009/12/09 Wed 16:05:15 |
pragma_ |
| 799 | rain1 | <rain1> i had an out of body near death experience where I completely memorized the entire C standard but I wasn't able to tell anyone answers to their C questions |
2017/06/27 Tue 18:06:57 |
alyptik!ayyy@unaffiliated/alyptik |
| 419 | Rasteril | <Rasteril> There must be a way. There is always hope. |
2014/07/15 Tue 03:34:38 |
fluter!~fluter@fedora/fluter |
| 832 | renn0xtk9 | <renn0xtk9> yeah I know it could easily overflow but I know the user and he won't enter more than 255 |
2017/08/23 Wed 12:18:53 |
sj0rz!~sj0rz@vps-258140-4578.hosted.at.hostnet.nl |
| 630 | resh, CaZe | <resh> it also was possible to demonstrate but manipulation in bash... <CaZe> Your mom was good at demonstrating but manipulation. |
2016/12/04 Sun 01:07:33 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 816 | Richard_Cavell | <Richard_Cavell> Sometimes I'm glad this channel isn't logged, or else people would realize what a putz I am |
2017/08/03 Thu 15:12:15 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 225 | richardi | <richardi> i have a small penis |
2013/06/23 Sun 09:19:04 |
pragma- |
| 325 | riverloop, twkm | <riverloop> But, I have heard that arrays decay to pointers. <twkm> you decay too, doesn't mean you are fertilizer. |
2014/02/07 Fri 22:13:13 |
nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix |
| 98 | rizlah | <rizlah> Sarajevo:- Something like an INI file would be fine for your application IMO. |
2010/11/01 Mon 10:31:28 |
n00p |
| 314 | rob`` | <rob``> Someone™ should do it! |
2014/01/01 Wed 14:13:56 |
nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix |
| 145 | rob``` | <rob```> cs[tc]: your indentation is horrible. if i was printf() i'd give you garbage output too |
2012/02/15 Wed 15:02:59 |
GeorgeJ |
| 642 | rooftopjoe | <rooftopjoe> the solution isn't wrong, i just had a small bug in it |
2017/01/05 Thu 16:43:38 |
CaZe!~caze@unaffiliated/caze |
| 550 | Rovanion, vladvic | <Rovanion> Java is about controling people. Making sure that they don't write bad code. <vladvic> Rovanion: ya, and C++ about making sure people don't write good one |
2015/12/18 Fri 10:56:24 |
edk!~edk@spy/edk0 |
| 70 | s00p | <s00p> _harry_: Pick up a book. cplusplus.com is teaching you wrong. You might also wish to cease learning English from the internet. |
2010/05/12 Wed 19:36:13 |
pragma_ |
| 18 | sacho | <sacho> how can you use fgets to read from a string? |
2009/12/10 Thu 16:43:49 |
pragma_ |
| 384 | schleppel | <schleppel> eat shit. billions of flies can't be wrong! |
2014/05/15 Thu 21:28:46 |
nitrix!~nib@unaffiliated/nitrix |
| 443 | Seabasschan | <Seabasschan> I'm a huge wanker, and CaZe is really smart. |
2014/10/28 Tue 07:31:47 |
CaZe!~caze@unaffiliated/caze |
| 498 | Sebastian | <Sebastian> Want relieving? Try pooping thumb-tacks. |
2015/07/12 Sun 06:13:02 |
marchelzo_!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo/x-2669545 |
| 346 | seriously_random, Binary_Digit | <seriously_random> it's from a book "absolute beginner's guide to c" <Binary_Digit> I think absolute beginners probably shouldn't publish books on C. |
2014/03/18 Tue 04:24:44 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 161 | sha0 | * sha0 likes Mr. Noodles, anyway. |
2012/04/25 Wed 17:58:44 |
pragma- |
| 304 | sha0, fisted | <sha0> fisted: Yeahbut what does the GNU stand for inside "GNU's not UNIX"? <fisted> sha0: dunno, perhaps "Great Nonsensical Undertaking" |
2013/11/30 Sat 19:54:56 |
sha0!~sha0@CPE000d936ea638-CM0014045a7c44.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
| 252 | sha0, pragma- | <sha0> Will you please put that in the right place? <pragma-> That's what she said. |
2013/10/03 Thu 21:46:53 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 284 | sha0 | <sha0> You probably can't guess what's coming. <sha0> Get it out, quickly. |
2013/10/26 Sat 23:29:27 |
nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix |
| 313 | sha0, Zhivago | <sha0> Constipation is good. <Zhivago> Yes. |
2013/12/29 Sun 21:07:39 |
sha0!~sha0@CPE000d936ea638-CM0014045a7c44.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
| 1204 | shadowchaser | <shadowchaser> yep, but in the original one they were feeding robocop with some kind of baby food, i believe dorp has the same diet;) |
2018/06/21 Thu 05:17:40 |
othias!504e056a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.80.78.5.106 |
| 460 | sharpneli | <sharpneli> One is a pointer and one is dereferenced |
2014/12/24 Wed 03:04:48 |
CaZe!~caze@unaffiliated/caze |
| 164 | she | <she> That's what. |
2012/05/04 Fri 23:47:13 |
pragma- |
| 308 | sheilong | <sheilong> CaZe: you assing it as Char |
2013/12/16 Mon 21:54:38 |
CaZe!~caze@2607:f2f8:a678::2 |
| 480 | sheilong | <sheilong> kate: Your eulogy means a lot to me me, thanks again. |
2015/04/24 Fri 21:18:20 |
CaZe!~caze@unaffiliated/caze |
| 503 | Sheilong | <Sheilong> Most of programmers have a bad mod in motly part of the time |
2015/07/16 Thu 20:10:17 |
marchelzo_!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo/x-2669545 |
| 516 | sheilong | <sheilong> I'm dumb. |
2015/08/20 Thu 20:27:38 |
marchelzo!~marchelzo@hlfxns016cw-156057132245.dhcp-dynamic.FibreOp.ns.bellaliant.net |
| 535 | sheilong | <sheilong> I just figured now my mistake. I was passing the value of the address that was assigned to the pointer, not the address of the pointer itself |
2015/10/05 Mon 14:40:37 |
Wulf!~Wulf@unaffiliated/wulf |
| 627 | Sheilong | <Sheilong> however, fstd should've asked what is the type of the element of the literal instead |
2016/11/19 Sat 12:44:22 |
enso!~damien@hlfxns016cw-156034000026.dhcp-dynamic.FibreOP.ns.bellaliant.net |
| 1094 | sicelo | <sicelo> i'm learning c on my own .. very slowly, unfortunately. would the following analogy be nearly correct? structs are like tiny sql databases? (of course not completely) |
2018/03/14 Wed 03:40:06 |
jp!ayy@youlosethega.me |
| 103 | sig^ | <sig^> I sometimes write comments in Lisp |
2010/11/26 Fri 07:28:22 |
n00p |
| 138 | silv3r_m00n | <silv3r_m00n> strcat is throwing exceptions |
2011/12/13 Tue 23:31:51 |
pragma_ |
| 825 | sj0rz | <sj0rz> when all you have is solutions, everything looks like a problem |
2017/08/10 Thu 10:32:06 |
e!e@freenode/staff/spy.edk |
| 747 | sjohnson | <sjohnson> the one where you put a cassette tape in its ass. |
2017/03/15 Wed 10:29:45 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 868 | sjohnson, pragma- | <sjohnson> pragma- is a good guy. <pragma-> sjohnson says that about everybody. pay no attention. |
2017/09/04 Mon 14:36:14 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 111 | sjs205 | <sjs205> I think i'm going to use a massive scanf with nested scanf's to sort it... should be fine cuse it is all fixed data! |
2011/01/25 Tue 18:44:41 |
pragma_ |
| 4 | snhmib | <snhmib> now all you gotta do is code up a funny evaluator so only the funny quotes get saved |
2009/12/09 Wed 16:47:52 |
pragma_ |
| 374 | Snowleaksange | <Snowleaksange> complying with standard way more trouble than worth |
2014/05/04 Sun 13:17:26 |
kate`!~kate@unaffiliated/kate/x-0000001 |
| 376 | Snowleaksange | <Snowleaksange> my advice is to ignore kate |
2014/05/04 Sun 13:37:19 |
kate`!~kate@unaffiliated/kate/x-0000001 |
| 563 | Solarlux27 | <Solarlux27> mY BRAIN IS EPLOIDING ABOUT ALL TERMINOLOGY |
2016/03/29 Tue 06:54:43 |
marchelzo!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo |
| 899 | soryy708 | <soryy708> atk: Endianness is what prevents me from writing unit tests |
2017/10/23 Mon 12:12:30 |
kg!~krok@unaffiliated/krok/x-1434802 |
| 573 | spaceone | <spaceone> well, undefined behavior is okay in my case :) |
2016/05/30 Mon 16:49:13 |
marchelzo!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo |
| 633 | speeder, mfukar | <speeder> I remember when I was a kid seeing advices that people should default to double because C on x86 converts everythign to double anyway (when you are using float for example) <mfukar> speeder since you're not a kid now you can read the C standard and find out how C works |
2016/12/12 Mon 11:58:49 |
marchelzo!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo |
| 27 | spv | <spv> /msg candide how're you doing sexy |
2009/12/11 Fri 23:15:24 |
pragma_ |
| 209 | ss23 | <ss23> A programmer saw a problem and decided to solve it he would use threads. two has. Now he problems |
2013/02/07 Thu 03:42:32 |
pragma- |
| 921 | steeling | <steeling> glacial: undefined behaviour is the spice of life |
2017/11/05 Sun 08:08:07 |
glacial!~glacial@unaffiliated/glacial |
| 248 | stormhawk | <stormhawk> Wow, beaky recommends it, that's enough to kill sales for a few years. |
2013/09/20 Fri 03:58:44 |
beaky |
| 908 | Stragus | <Stragus> Pointers decay to segfaults, I like the sound of that |
2017/10/29 Sun 00:47:12 |
karthyk!~karthyk@2620:1e8:2:1::2f9 |
| 302 | Subsentient | <Subsentient> Zhivago: That it neither works as expected or just behaves like you would expect, with a never-updating variable. |
2013/11/28 Thu 03:12:07 |
CaZe!~caze@174.136.103.226 |
| 255 | suit_of_sables, pragma- | <suit_of_sables> Hmm I guess I have little choice. My only other option would be to factor out the inner loop and make it into a function call. But I think I'd have to pass a butt-load of variables to it to make it work as it does right now <pragma-> Do you typically put a lot of things in your butt? |
2013/10/04 Fri 22:41:54 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 320 | take` | <take`> just omit the potato |
2014/01/21 Tue 14:15:09 |
take`!~kate@unaffiliated/kate/x-0000001 |
| 626 | takitus, fstd | <takitus> The Bourne shell and Perl are on nearly equal levels of suck. <fstd> only outsucked by your mum |
2016/11/19 Sat 12:05:21 |
marchelzo!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo |
| 387 | talin | <talin> here in this ghost town, there are a lot more eggs than human beings |
2014/05/20 Tue 00:20:30 |
kate`!~kate@unaffiliated/kate/x-0000001 |
| 594 | tau | <tau> sjohnson join #vy and i'll show you the most impressive plugin ever written for an irc bot. <tau> i'm sure you would like it. |
2016/07/28 Thu 16:01:33 |
marchelzo!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo |
| 123 | taylanub | <taylanub> i don't have any real lisp experience but what i hear is enough |
2011/03/28 Mon 12:54:47 |
CaZe |
| 339 | Teckla | <Teckla> And the LORD said, "Four spaces shall it be; neither more, nor less. Thine indentation shall not be tabs, as they are an abomination." |
2014/03/04 Tue 08:18:20 |
aemquo!~UN@unaffiliated/aemquo |
| 677 | teegee, pragma- | <teegee> I'm going to do that when it's working <pragma-> While things are working is the best time to do things. For instance, while your dad is working I like to do your mom. |
2017/01/26 Thu 17:16:10 |
marchelzo!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo |
| 335 | Tekk_ | <Tekk_> actually outside of windows window manager doesn't affect me too much <Tekk_> since I use emacs for most window management |
2014/03/02 Sun 22:16:26 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 311 | Temper | <Temper> ltbarcly, so we have to be competent to program c now? |
2013/12/21 Sat 20:53:56 |
fisted!~fisted@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 917 | tesla_ | <tesla_> pragma-, karthyk asks if he can be unbanned |
2017/11/04 Sat 08:57:30 |
karthy!~karthy@27.63.20.69 |
| 496 | TheFounder | <TheFounder> a lot of windows apps use C++ though, so it must good. |
2015/06/30 Tue 08:19:41 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 126 | thegoodcushion | <thegoodcushion> Wulf: Putting together test cases means setting up a wiki |
2011/04/12 Tue 04:08:57 |
CaZe |
| 146 | thepro4ever | <thepro4ever> man i'm an idiot |
2012/02/29 Wed 16:12:37 |
pragma_ |
| 147 | thepro4ever | <thepro4ever> pragma_: you're an ass |
2012/02/29 Wed 16:12:57 |
pragma_ |
| 683 | tic_chaos | <tic_chaos> caze, i used restrict because it is the only pointer pointing to that malloced memory location |
2017/01/28 Sat 18:58:35 |
caze!~caze@unaffiliated/caze |
| 134 | tigerpaw | <tigerpaw> dude shut the fuck up. i'm learning something new here |
2011/07/13 Wed 15:09:19 |
CaZe |
| 705 | tires | <tires> I was thinking I could add a thing in my tictactoe game so each player enters their name and I could use the first element of both array names as the tictactoe "pieces" |
2017/02/11 Sat 08:44:06 |
tirez!~gary@cpe-172-101-20-238.maine.res.rr.com |
| 281 | tj1 | <tj1> Where I can find list of all standart already written library C functions in linux. This will avoid me from writing my own bicycles. Is gnu.org/software/libc/manual/html_mono/libc.html what I need? |
2013/10/25 Fri 23:06:13 |
sha0!~sha0@CPE000d936ea638-CM0014045a7c44.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
| 144 | tnurgsid | <tnurgsid> Zhivago: Did you actually call me retarded? That's not your style. |
2012/02/09 Thu 23:59:16 |
fisted_ |
| 323 | tommy^m, Zhivago | <tommy^m> i want to make sure the user inputs at least a 13 numbers, how can i do that? <Zhivago> tommy: Hire a mexican circus midget to hit him until he does. |
2014/02/05 Wed 02:08:06 |
cousteau!~cousteau@138.100.74.81 |
| 188 | tordek | <tordek> rcae cnodtiions rlu!e |
2012/08/13 Mon 14:13:34 |
pragma- |
| 68 | tp76 | <tp76> See, candide is the result of a brain damaged by too much Perl. |
2010/04/20 Tue 14:52:48 |
pragma_ |
| 89 | twkm | <twkm> most people are too stupid to use embedded systems anyway. |
2010/10/22 Fri 15:23:05 |
juanmabc |
| 122 | twkm | <twkm> have tons of fun, use utf-7. |
2011/03/25 Fri 09:36:01 |
n00p |
| 336 | twkm | <twkm> you have limited exposure to life. |
2014/03/03 Mon 00:57:28 |
dozn!~dozn@24-207-52-240.eastlink.ca |
| 343 | twkm | <twkm> all programming is complete. report to the conversion stations, so you can be made useful again by having you mass added to the protein bank. |
2014/03/14 Fri 20:37:33 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 422 | twkm | <twkm> MethylatorX: hating c++ isn't topical here. it'd be topical in ##c++. |
2015/09/08 Tue 13:25:51 |
o11c!~ben@unaffiliated/o11c |
| 431 | twkm | <twkm> some people want an oracle where the sign on the door says chat. |
2014/09/16 Tue 23:57:44 |
dozn!dozn@dozn.net |
| 438 | twkm | <twkm> alas we're approaching the same number of words as k&r used for all of chapter 1, without any examples or exercises. |
2014/10/10 Fri 18:50:27 |
nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix |
| 459 | twkm | <twkm> then stop worrying. the clang morons aren't any stupider than the gcc fools. |
2014/12/22 Mon 06:42:37 |
jack_rabbit!~jack_rabb@c-50-148-112-117.hsd1.il.comcast.net |
| 733 | twkm | <twkm> but widely portable isn't always a design goal. |
2017/03/08 Wed 05:18:59 |
naptime!~naptime@47-32-211-227.dhcp.ftwo.tx.charter.com |
| 629 | twkm, L0aD1nG | <twkm> L0aD1nG: where does ptr point? <L0aD1nG> nowhere <L0aD1nG> I just want to assign a value to it <twkm> assign a value to nowhere? not possible. |
2016/11/27 Sun 08:37:29 |
marchelzo!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo |
| 110 | tzanger | <tzanger> as soon as you see her ass and tits though the direction seems to be only one way |
2011/01/24 Mon 13:18:43 |
pragma_ |
| 120 | tzanger | <tzanger> it's innocent enough to start up a few, but then you find yourself a few days later with dozens of them and all kinds of locking and exclusivity code wrapping odd parts of the software, an overflowing ashtray and empty bottles of alcohol scattered around the floor |
2011/03/16 Wed 18:41:33 |
rizlah |
| 1043 | u111 | <u111> jp, `int * foo` is stupid expression, which forces compiler to evaluate mutiplication of basic type int by some declared foo. LOL!!! |
2018/01/31 Wed 00:36:59 |
jp!ayy@youlosethega.me |
| 590 | Veltas | <Veltas> I say C90 because ISO much prefer it <Veltas> (get it?) |
2016/07/25 Mon 08:03:57 |
marchelzo!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo |
| 712 | Verity | * Verity is totally confused and just trying random combinations of * ** and & |
2017/02/21 Tue 20:30:37 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 670 | Veruso, pragma- | <Veruso> pragma-, welcome to the botnet <pragma-> we prefer "cloud" |
2017/01/24 Tue 13:23:35 |
phox!~phox@c-73-225-0-79.hsd1.wa.comcast.net |
| 391 | Vivekananda | <Vivekananda> kanetkar is suposed to be the go to book for a lot of people in India |
2014/06/13 Fri 19:55:35 |
fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 13 | wcarss | <wcarss> "What do trumpets and pirates have in common? They're both terrible on the high C's" |
2009/12/10 Thu 02:07:18 |
pragma_ |
| 452 | weasel_popper | <weasel_popper> If he's compiling for x64, I think using the %d formatter on an int would cause a buffer overflow |
2014/12/06 Sat 01:10:47 |
CaZe!~caze@unaffiliated/caze |
| 453 | weasel_popper | <weasel_popper> If he's compiling for x64, I think using the %d formatter on an int would cause a buffer overflow |
2014/12/06 Sat 02:08:35 |
peur!~peur@unaffiliated/peur |
| 1140 | whatsupdoc, kate | <whatsupdoc> I wish I had time for books :/ <kate> too busy learning things by guesswork? <whatsupdoc> Someone plz just tell me |
2018/04/14 Sat 19:36:09 |
k!~krok@unaffiliated/krok |
| 504 | whizz | <whizz> or a depth fist search |
2015/07/21 Tue 05:07:39 |
marchelzo_!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo/x-2669545 |
| 278 | winsoff | <winsoff> nitrix: I have minimal knowledge of python, perl, PHP, and a bit more experience in java <winsoff> is a class like a function? |
2013/10/24 Thu 23:17:13 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 114 | Wulf | <Wulf> ,cc #define foo pri \n #define bar ntf \n #define cat(x,y) x ## y \n #define f(x,y) cat(x,y) \n f(foo,bar)("Hello, World!"); |
2011/02/09 Wed 14:31:41 |
pragma_ |
| 14 | Wulf_ | <Wulf_> Why do all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? Because it is below C level. |
2009/12/10 Thu 02:13:35 |
pragma_ |
| 644 | Xanather | <Xanather> I cant code without google at all |
2017/01/06 Fri 08:16:02 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 175 | Xgc | <Xgc> hays: Undefined behavior can be very confusing. It can sometimes feel like the position your cat is sleeping can change the behavior of your C program. |
2012/08/02 Thu 19:30:42 |
pragma- |
| 636 | Xgc, marchelzo | <Xgc> aerbex: A common roadblock to development progress is the "everything I write is perfect" syndrome. We all tend to read our own code as we intended it to function, not as it actually does behave. You need to be honest and critical when reviewing your code. We all struggle with this. <marchelzo> except me |
2016/12/21 Wed 09:09:53 |
mvm!~mvmaldere@ptr-gh1fj6yohcz82vbnnf5.18120a2.ip6.access.telenet.be |
| 580 | xormor | <xormor> he thinks the program should return 2.5 instead of zero. that means double main() is the syntax. |
2016/06/17 Fri 07:06:56 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 540 | xupicor | <xupicor> internet loves you back. even if you don't know about it... |
2015/10/12 Mon 12:57:27 |
doppel!~doppel@ip68-96-235-191.lv.lv.cox.net |
| 541 | xupicor | <xupicor> is Java just bad C? |
2015/10/21 Wed 23:45:24 |
Sebastian!uid71324@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-ngsdtcocjpzlvjlh |
| 166 | yasar | <yasar> How would you profile a C program? |
2012/04/26 Thu 11:16:51 |
CaZe |
| 645 | yumbox | <yumbox> are sigsegvs an acceptable way of closing when the user does something wrong? |
2017/01/08 Sun 09:17:03 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 648 | yumbox | <yumbox> removing the `const` from `const char *bla` doesn't give any compiler warnings, so i guess it's fine. |
2017/01/10 Tue 12:06:38 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 492 | Zack263 | <Zack263> 128 and 64 would take u over 127 |
2015/06/03 Wed 10:27:51 |
CaZe!~caze@unaffiliated/caze |
| 397 | zacts- | <zacts-> I like this paraphrase from the Practice of Programming 'a poor programmer can't program in even the most elegant language, while an expert programmer can program great programs in any language." |
2014/06/20 Fri 22:13:47 |
fluter!~fluter@fedora/fluter |
| 609 | Zander | <Zander> good i dont want a picky faggot as my boss anyway |
2016/09/07 Wed 02:30:29 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 61 | zap0 | <zap0> i use PHP for scripting all the time, non-web stuff. |
2010/03/27 Sat 02:28:41 |
pragma_ |
| 263 | zeldak, pragma- | <zeldak> Hi, I have difficulty to read another person code, is this normal? What could I do to minimize it? <pragma-> have you tried a magnifying glass? |
2013/10/12 Sat 07:10:46 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 7 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> ende: Now shut up and stop whining like a schoolgirl and start to think. |
2009/12/09 Wed 19:16:35 |
pragma_ |
| 8 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> ende: You are acting like a moron. If no-one tells you this, why would you stop? |
2009/12/09 Wed 19:16:23 |
pragma_ |
| 9 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> ulq: Do you suffer from mental retardation? |
2009/12/09 Wed 19:46:24 |
pragma_ |
| 42 | Zhivago | * Zhivago waits for the moment of illumination. |
2009/12/13 Sun 23:26:53 |
ColonelJ |
| 48 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> Produce a goddamned test program that demonstrates your problem so that we can stop listening to your confused gibberish and explain what enormously stupid thing you are doing. |
2009/12/23 Wed 22:53:22 |
pragma_ |
| 66 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> I don't know why people insist on saying binary when they really probably mean 'base 2 to the 32nd'. |
2010/04/14 Wed 10:35:10 |
pragma_ |
| 76 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> johnny: I seem to recally you whining about how it was too big and hard. |
2010/06/29 Tue 06:02:15 |
pragma_ |
| 78 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> An distinctly inferior dictionary. |
2010/08/17 Tue 09:48:59 |
n00p |
| 79 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> boris: You could try putting it in the other end. |
2010/08/17 Tue 10:16:11 |
boris`` |
| 81 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> Hmm. This mmorpg is very good. My trans-kobold robot monk is almost at level two. |
2010/08/18 Wed 23:20:23 |
pragma_ |
| 90 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> Reading is hard, let's go shopping. |
2010/10/27 Wed 04:37:48 |
n00p |
| 92 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> kniu: You need to ask intelligent questions. |
2010/10/28 Thu 07:15:58 |
s00p |
| 93 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> noktoborus: Probably because your parents dropped you on your head as a child. |
2010/10/28 Thu 07:16:58 |
s00p |
| 94 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> Do you often fuck Christs sake? |
2010/10/30 Sat 00:16:22 |
s00p |
| 95 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> His speling has evidently improved since. |
2010/10/31 Sun 21:55:21 |
pragma_ |
| 97 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> Is this one of those days where the schools close and let the special children use the internet in the US? |
2010/11/01 Mon 02:38:58 |
n00p |
| 105 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> It's like trying to measure a human hair by using an angry bear. |
2010/12/09 Thu 22:17:18 |
n00p |
| 109 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> It's not surprising that ##c++ are too retarded to help you. |
2011/01/23 Sun 19:51:21 |
pragma_ |
| 119 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> nubnub: All that big O can tell you is how _one particular algorithm_ scales _with respect to itself_. |
2011/03/13 Sun 22:50:55 |
n00p |
| 131 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> I wish you wouldn't fantasize about my asshole. |
2011/05/18 Wed 22:20:27 |
boris`` |
| 141 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> Pantaloons: In any case, you're being a useless retard and you should be aware of this. |
2012/01/30 Mon 07:05:40 |
GeorgeJ |
| 142 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> How many retarded things do you have to say each day in order to retain your retard license? |
2012/01/30 Mon 07:11:39 |
GeorgeJ |
| 154 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> I do not understand. |
2012/03/15 Thu 23:33:31 |
pragma_ |
| 155 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> dsturbnull: Then any retard can write a retard app without retarding up the rest of your system. |
2012/03/21 Wed 22:05:03 |
boris`` |
| 156 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> cs: Please sit quietly in the corner. |
2012/03/27 Tue 19:01:02 |
sha0 |
| 171 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> Enthusiastically stupid things make good puppydog but bad programmers. |
2012/08/01 Wed 01:13:14 |
CaZe |
| 172 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> Ah, never mind -- I'm not very clever today. |
2012/08/01 Wed 02:37:59 |
pragma- |
| 174 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> Sarajevo: Then you will be please to learn that you are a passive homosexual. |
2012/08/02 Thu 03:22:11 |
pragma- |
| 176 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> hays: Hmm. You might want to visit your doctor and have him check you for mental retardation. |
2012/08/02 Thu 19:31:53 |
pragma- |
| 177 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> hays: Re-read what I said, and try to think of a response that isn't complete gibberish. |
2012/08/02 Thu 19:32:49 |
pragma- |
| 178 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> "I know, I'll convert my string from utf-16 to utf-32 when users want to select a character and copy it to the clibport, because that will be less trouble!" |
2012/08/02 Thu 20:27:07 |
pragma- |
| 182 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> Do you have a C book, or are you just banging on the keyboard like a monkey? |
2012/08/03 Fri 01:26:58 |
pragma- |
| 184 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> bcsllc: If you have trouble with the arithmetic, you might ask a small child to help you. |
2012/08/03 Fri 19:43:00 |
pragma- |
| 189 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> Euthy: Most of the ideas that I have are bad ones, so finding external confirmation is very useful. |
2012/09/08 Sat 06:42:21 |
pragma- |
| 200 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> Anyone who doesn't know what data representation they want should be aborted. |
2013/01/24 Thu 00:50:10 |
pragma- |
| 201 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> "You are a cad! Unfit to lick even the sole of my sand nigger boots." |
2013/01/31 Thu 05:38:27 |
engla |
| 204 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> Richard: Then, well done. |
2013/02/01 Fri 03:28:40 |
aero1 |
| 206 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> If you're reading a byte, then you don't bloody well need to store a float, do you? |
2013/02/04 Mon 03:21:16 |
aero1 |
| 210 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> As far as C in unix is concerned, eclipse is like tap-dancing while riding a unicycle. |
2013/02/14 Thu 06:09:10 |
Vigud |
| 212 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> I maintain that fish are happier than lobsters. |
2013/02/25 Mon 03:39:08 |
Vigud |
| 231 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> You can implement a stack using three eggs and a length of string. |
2013/07/18 Thu 01:34:38 |
CaZe |
| 232 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> kanupatar: Are actual Indians called names like Baraguruswamy? |
2013/07/22 Mon 23:11:24 |
Ebony |
| 233 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> Well, it would be like meeting a Chinese person called Ping pong ching chong. |
2013/07/22 Mon 23:14:09 |
pragma- |
| 244 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> Tis an ill cant that uses ur like so. |
2013/09/12 Thu 17:42:21 |
nitrix |
| 266 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> nitrix: On the other hand, you could have spent the last 10 hours being staked out on top of a fire ant nest with electrodes attached to your nipples. |
2013/10/17 Thu 22:16:17 |
nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix |
| 292 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> Don't be upset at being accurately described -- if you don't like the description, change how you do things. |
2013/11/09 Sat 21:57:26 |
nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix |
| 293 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> You need to apply an honest critical evaluation to what you want to master. |
2013/11/09 Sat 22:46:38 |
nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix |
| 296 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> Anyhow, I respect that lilo died before he could embezzle the funds. |
2013/11/12 Tue 20:15:22 |
edk!edk@unaffiliated/edk |
| 354 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> It's a kind of brain damage. |
2014/03/30 Sun 21:23:33 |
nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix |
| 366 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> It's like training a dog, only less adorable. |
2014/04/16 Wed 19:46:04 |
nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix |
| 379 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> Dump the children in the wilderness and see who can use trigonometry to return to civilization. |
2014/05/08 Thu 20:59:24 |
nitrix!~nib@unaffiliated/nitrix |
| 386 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> radditz: Is it immoral to rape an unconscious goat if you do not cause harm in the process? |
2014/05/19 Mon 06:59:56 |
EntropyArchive!~Thunderbi@cpe-071-071-210-252.carolina.res.rr.com |
| 394 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> cfoch: Back in the dark ages lines were more expensive because they had to be hand carved on lead tablets with awls. |
2014/06/18 Wed 07:37:36 |
fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 396 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> Just a matter of cooling things down before you reach a critical pubescent hormone level and fuse together into an obscene mass. |
2014/06/18 Wed 20:56:04 |
nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix |
| 427 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> Cotillion: Get a book on training dogs, and then apply the techniques to yourself. |
2014/09/02 Tue 05:56:36 |
nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix |
| 428 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> Sounds like you're both idiots. Get a room, but avoid breeding together. |
2014/09/03 Wed 20:57:58 |
nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix |
| 444 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> Another memeber of the subliterati strikes. |
2014/11/09 Sun 18:14:35 |
edk!edk@unaffiliated/edk |
| 502 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> lens: Are you are native speaker of English? |
2015/07/16 Thu 19:56:34 |
Ox0dea!~Ox0dea@97-100-169-45.res.bhn.net |
| 521 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> I can just envision Poison[BLX] as a big black cock exalting the dawn. |
2015/08/26 Wed 18:17:40 |
profess!~profess@unaffiliated/csddesk |
| 524 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> I suggest ignoring the two retards in the corner -- this is part of their mating ritual. |
2014/08/17 Sun 21:23:16 |
fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 548 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> seanrdev: I recommend a different career. Have you considered plumbing? |
2015/12/15 Tue 06:34:48 |
Sebastian!~Pakistan@unaffiliated/seabasschan |
| 578 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> lotus: y4s, jmp thx you 2 fangle wodgin. |
2016/06/15 Wed 01:50:12 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 597 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> Theads don't scale. :) |
2016/08/01 Mon 18:09:09 |
doppel!~chatzilla@ip70-189-197-158.lv.lv.cox.net |
| 751 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> ohnx: Or better, configure a firewall to drop them before they get to the server -- since 100% packet loss is acceptable. |
2017/03/22 Wed 20:20:13 |
fluter_!~fluter@fedora/fluter |
| 763 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> I know that you want to do things in a completely retarded fashion -- just think about it a bit more. |
2017/04/19 Wed 22:09:37 |
fluter_!~fluter@fedora/fluter |
| 894 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> shadowchaser: Although I do accept that you are probably intimiately familiar with pragma's penis, and your intution may be clouding your judgment here. |
2017/10/17 Tue 00:35:45 |
alyptik!ayy@youlosethega.me |
| 952 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> reslus: Just remember that when you write like a gibbering moron, you're just becoming a better gibbering moron. |
2017/11/30 Thu 23:04:41 |
k!~krok@unaffiliated/krok |
| 986 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> I'm waiting for the Perl 7 book, which will presumably feature a dinosaur humping a school bus. |
2018/01/04 Thu 20:26:47 |
jp!ayy@youlosethega.me |
| 1163 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> dave0: Unfortunately I am not available for homosexual dating practices. |
2018/05/15 Tue 23:46:10 |
jp!ayy@youlosethega.me |
| 500 | Zhivago, lens | <Zhivago> lens: See -- it's a nice thing. <lens> you're a shit |
2015/07/16 Thu 19:29:07 |
marchelzo_!~marchelzo@unaffiliated/marchelzo/x-2669545 |
| 574 | Zhivago, pragma- | * Zhivago imagines pragma pregnant and barefoot in the kitchen. <pragma-> Zhivago: you should probably keep your fantasies more private |
2016/06/01 Wed 22:40:12 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 288 | Zhivago, zeno`, pragma- | <Zhivago> Green Kangaroos? <zeno`> Kangaroo should not be capitalised. <pragma-> Free the kangaroos from the tyranny of capitalism! |
2013/11/03 Sun 03:38:35 |
edk!edk@unaffiliated/edk |
| 290 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> I'm looking forward to when you can train machines by hitting them with a stick. <Zhivago> Toast too brown -- whack, whack! |
2013/11/05 Tue 21:32:46 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 754 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> One of the main attractions of C is that it is easy to write a shitty implementation. This is why C is widely available. <Zhivago> Anything that makes it significantly harder to write a shitty C implementation is then a problem. |
2017/04/11 Tue 09:50:28 |
dho!~dho@veep.9vx.org |
| 958 | Zhivago | <Zhivago> kate: The implication being that without that container it would become uncontained, rather than remaining contained -- the containership being a property of the container, rather than the contained substance. <Zhivago> kate: For example, a tupperware container containing water contained in a plastic bag as opposed to water uncontained in a plastic bag. |
2017/12/06 Wed 06:49:52 |
othias!504e056f@gateway/web/freenode/ip.80.78.5.111 |
| 289 | Zhivago, Chris | <Zhivago> I always write the code before any tests, myself. <Zhivago> Then I use tests to prevent regression and also to explore corner cases for non-trivial things. <Chris> I write the binaries with a hex editor then I write the appropriate code to match it when compiled. |
2013/11/04 Mon 21:37:17 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 800 | zid | <zid> dorp: Same, gcc added a new warning I previously wasn't even aware it wasn't right :P <zid> it doesn't give a [-Wblah] either so I can't go -Wno-blah |
2017/07/01 Sat 15:46:12 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 124 | zid` | <zid`> I wasn't aware socrates was an asshole. |
2011/04/08 Fri 14:41:09 |
n00p |
| 241 | zid` | <zid`> Did kate died? |
2013/08/31 Sat 18:29:00 |
zid` |
| 312 | zid` | <zid`> Penis in mouth, please leave |
2013/12/23 Mon 11:57:07 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 330 | zid` | <zid`> I licked my cable once, it hurt |
2014/02/12 Wed 13:04:18 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 349 | zid` | <zid`> You could add a fisting value to your dating profile |
2014/03/18 Tue 19:35:25 |
frog_sha0!~Shao@CPE000d936ea638-CM0014045a7c44.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
| 356 | zid` | <zid`> I am noisy and obnoxious, can I get a shoutout too? :( |
2014/03/31 Mon 06:53:51 |
fisted!~fisted@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 360 | zid` | <zid`> Chris: You're a float, I'm a pointer to char, it could never work! |
2014/04/04 Fri 18:13:34 |
nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix |
| 447 | zid` | <zid`> Too busy listening to his mp3 player saying "breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out" to focus on irc |
2014/11/24 Mon 20:09:20 |
marchelzo_!~marchelzo@HLFXNS016CW-142134090179.dhcp-dynamic.FibreOp.ns.bellaliant.net |
| 472 | zid` | <zid`> and 0 valid java programs are valid 0 programs |
2015/02/20 Fri 17:55:24 |
fstd!~fstd@unaffiliated/fisted |
| 364 | zid`, pragma- | <zid`> 1 or 2 is not three <pragma-> are you going to start singing sesame street for us now? |
2014/04/10 Thu 04:28:06 |
pragma-!~chaos@unaffiliated/pragmatic-chaos |
| 334 | zyxwvuts | <zyxwvuts> luckily for me, candide has never grabbed any of my quotes |
2014/03/02 Sun 00:01:21 |
scrapcode!~scrapcode@65.31.203.98 |
| 306 | {[^-^]}, Zhivago | <{[^-^]}> are there general purpose libraries for C to make you a bit more productive like in C++? <Zhivago> Stupid-face: Maybe. |
2013/12/10 Tue 08:14:42 |
nitrix!~nitrix@unaffiliated/nitrix |